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estoria2016-05-08 08:19 pm
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[OPEN] bird bird's the word
Who: Yusuke 'has a furby for a soul' Urameshi (fingerbanged) & YOU!
When: IC - 7/4 for the first part, anytime through 7/14 for the second | OOC - 5/8 and until the interlude, probably??
Where: A CERESbucks close to one of the apartments, and then anywhere/everywhere in Cerealia!
What: A trip to the local coffee shop grants Yusuke one (1) penguin-shaped Spirit Beast! Also a catch-all throughout the month for anyone who wants to meet/run into Yusuke and his smol creature.
Rating/Warning: YUSUKE BEING YUSUKE aka chances of bad language, punches, and generally bratty teenage boy-isms, sprinkled with cute flying pudgeballs getting into people's business
A: Would you like to make that coffee order a combo? (7/4)
[Ah, coffee shops.
The strong smell of a good brew filtering through the air, a quiet atmosphere with unobtrusive music, lots of comfortable seats and adorable pastries... a perfect place to center yourself before a long day at work. Or maybe you're catching up with some reading and studying for school? Perhaps you're just waiting in line for some coffee, a quick pick-me-up before other errands or something to put the spark of life into the tired shell called a body.
Unfortunately, that peaceful lull is about to be broken, as a small, blue penguin-like creature flutters wildly out of one of the bathrooms, making loud 'PUUUU!!' noises of distress. It flaps haphazardly around the shop, slamming into tables, upsetting cups of coffee and plates of croissants, getting tangled up in a few unlucky customers, much like a fat, agitated pigeon. If one was spiritually keen or able to sense auras on things, the animal feels exactly the same as someone else in the store right now, who is currently dropping the iced coffee they were nursing in shock at the sudden chaos.]
P... Puu? Why're you--??
[At the sound of his name, Puu beelines for Yusuke, divebombing into his arms and letting out a happy cry. Yusuke looks down at his spirit beast for a moment, dumbfounded, before turning his eye on the aftermath.]
... oh jeez.
B: You're like a 'get people into danger' tour guide (7/4-7/14)
[Wherever you are, whatever you may be doing-- meditating, going shopping, eating a tasty sandwich, disposing corpses... er, robot pieces-- you're going to have an unexpected companion joining you! Maybe Puu will be landing in your lap, or stealing a piece of bacon from your burger, or conveniently sitting on top of that last scrap of helper-bot you need to destroy... it's all relatively innocent, even if it's a bit obtrusive. Whether or not Puu's made too much of a nuisance of himself, though, it all ends the same... Yusuke running up and scooping the tiny blue penguin-thing away, looking mildly irritated.]
Dammit, how'd Keiko even keep an eye on you in the first place? I'm gonna have to find a leash for your fat ass if you keep doing this crap!
Anyway, er... sorry about that. Stupid thing's still getting used to this place.
C: Wildcard???
[Basically this is a catch-all log for most of May in regards to Puu, so if you want to plan anything aside from this, hit me up over at![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
Urameshi!!]
fingerbanged) & YOU!When: IC - 7/4 for the first part, anytime through 7/14 for the second | OOC - 5/8 and until the interlude, probably??
Where: A CERESbucks close to one of the apartments, and then anywhere/everywhere in Cerealia!
What: A trip to the local coffee shop grants Yusuke one (1) penguin-shaped Spirit Beast! Also a catch-all throughout the month for anyone who wants to meet/run into Yusuke and his smol creature.
Rating/Warning: YUSUKE BEING YUSUKE aka chances of bad language, punches, and generally bratty teenage boy-isms, sprinkled with cute flying pudgeballs getting into people's business
A: Would you like to make that coffee order a combo? (7/4)
[Ah, coffee shops.
The strong smell of a good brew filtering through the air, a quiet atmosphere with unobtrusive music, lots of comfortable seats and adorable pastries... a perfect place to center yourself before a long day at work. Or maybe you're catching up with some reading and studying for school? Perhaps you're just waiting in line for some coffee, a quick pick-me-up before other errands or something to put the spark of life into the tired shell called a body.
Unfortunately, that peaceful lull is about to be broken, as a small, blue penguin-like creature flutters wildly out of one of the bathrooms, making loud 'PUUUU!!' noises of distress. It flaps haphazardly around the shop, slamming into tables, upsetting cups of coffee and plates of croissants, getting tangled up in a few unlucky customers, much like a fat, agitated pigeon. If one was spiritually keen or able to sense auras on things, the animal feels exactly the same as someone else in the store right now, who is currently dropping the iced coffee they were nursing in shock at the sudden chaos.]
P... Puu? Why're you--??
[At the sound of his name, Puu beelines for Yusuke, divebombing into his arms and letting out a happy cry. Yusuke looks down at his spirit beast for a moment, dumbfounded, before turning his eye on the aftermath.]
... oh jeez.
B: You're like a 'get people into danger' tour guide (7/4-7/14)
[Wherever you are, whatever you may be doing-- meditating, going shopping, eating a tasty sandwich, disposing corpses... er, robot pieces-- you're going to have an unexpected companion joining you! Maybe Puu will be landing in your lap, or stealing a piece of bacon from your burger, or conveniently sitting on top of that last scrap of helper-bot you need to destroy... it's all relatively innocent, even if it's a bit obtrusive. Whether or not Puu's made too much of a nuisance of himself, though, it all ends the same... Yusuke running up and scooping the tiny blue penguin-thing away, looking mildly irritated.]
Dammit, how'd Keiko even keep an eye on you in the first place? I'm gonna have to find a leash for your fat ass if you keep doing this crap!
Anyway, er... sorry about that. Stupid thing's still getting used to this place.
C: Wildcard???
[Basically this is a catch-all log for most of May in regards to Puu, so if you want to plan anything aside from this, hit me up over at
A
[So why not a café? Here he could try something simple like coffee and a croissant. Nothing fancy, nothing venti, nothing dark brew, cold brew, blue brew, or whatever the heck that hipster behind the counter tried to sell him. Just some carbs chilling with a cup of calcium and caffeine while Sans enjoys one of his (many) breaks throughout his otherwise work-filled day.]
[He brings the mug up to his mouth, cozy in his chair, and takes a deep breath (somehow). It smells pretty good, maybe it tastes pretty good t-- no wait, nope.]
[That's a ball of blue feather-fur slamming into his cup and spilling the coffee all over the floor.]
[...that's just typical, isn't it?]
[But he's not one to cry over spilled milk with a shot of espresso, so when Sans glances up at Yusuke, he does it with his usual chill.]
That little guy a friend of yours?
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The situation itself was a lot to take in-- why was Puu suddenly here? why was he back to his first form? what exactly agitated him so much?-- and, honestly, Yusuke didn't know where to start. Should he just leave before anything else goes wrong? It seemed like the best idea.
--or it was, until Sans grabbed his attention. As much as this guy had driven him up the wall before, his chill attitude during a time like this was actually kind of a relief. The last thing he needed was people to flip out on him on top of everything else.]
Yeah, unfortunately. Don't ask me how he got here, because I got no friggin' clue myself.
[His eyes flicker over to the spilled drink and he cringes a bit.]
... er. Sorry 'bout that. I hope you weren't enjoying that too much.
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[BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO DRINK ANY!!!]
[But it's cool. There are bigger (smaller?) things to worry about, namely that bundle of anxious energy that is Yusuke's literal spirit animal.]
Don't be so hard on the little guy.
Something must've gotten him spooked. Or maybe he really had to pee.
[He can only assume that's what the natural reaction to really having to pee, is.]
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There's a small huff at Sans' comment-- who was he to say anything about his Spirit Beast parenting techniques?-- but his mild annoyance turned into a cringe as the rest of that fully sinks in.]
Oh jeez, I hope not. Last thing I need is him pissing all over my shirt.
[But there's a small, insulted 'Puu!' in response to that, and Yusuke reconsiders.]
... but I doubt it. Maybe he's just freaked because he's this tiny again.
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[But Yusuke's said something that catches San's attention.]
Huh.
Is he one of the transforming monsters I've seen walking around with their human buddies?
[Digimon, Sans. They're called Digimon.]
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His eyebrows raise, about to ask what the hell he was referring to-- but then it clicks, and he just looks annoyed.]
You mean the ones with the kids? Those... Digi things? [Yusuke, you don't even know them either, goddamn.] Nah, like-- he's transformed once before, but I don't think it was supposed to be a repeat thing, y'know? It was kinda like he had a growth spurt, but now he turned into a kid again.
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Yeah, the Digi monster folks.
[Because monsters are people, too, Yusuke. Monsters are people, too.]
Sounds like he's living the dream.
What do you say, buddy?
[Sans directs the question to Puu, 'eyebrow' raised.]
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[It takes a moment for Puu to calm down and realize that Sans was talking to him, but at that question, he just lets out a small, unsure 'Puuu...' in response.]
I'm not gonna say I'm an expert at his language, but I'm pretty sure that's nowhere near 'living the dream' for him.
I mean, he just went from cool, badass phoenix to... this again. You'd be upset too, right?
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It depends.
[He lazily leans forward even more, resting his chin in his palms and nodding to acknowledge Puu's melancholy before addressing Yusuke.]
When you're little, nobody really expects you to do much. That gets rid of a whole bunch of stress.
But if you're the kind of guy who likes it when people count on you, then being a cool phoenix is definitely better.
[His gaze shifts over to Puu, who he regards with another classic wink.]
And I take it you're the kind of guy who likes being counted on.