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estoria2016-05-08 08:19 pm
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[OPEN] bird bird's the word
Who: Yusuke 'has a furby for a soul' Urameshi (fingerbanged) & YOU!
When: IC - 7/4 for the first part, anytime through 7/14 for the second | OOC - 5/8 and until the interlude, probably??
Where: A CERESbucks close to one of the apartments, and then anywhere/everywhere in Cerealia!
What: A trip to the local coffee shop grants Yusuke one (1) penguin-shaped Spirit Beast! Also a catch-all throughout the month for anyone who wants to meet/run into Yusuke and his smol creature.
Rating/Warning: YUSUKE BEING YUSUKE aka chances of bad language, punches, and generally bratty teenage boy-isms, sprinkled with cute flying pudgeballs getting into people's business
A: Would you like to make that coffee order a combo? (7/4)
[Ah, coffee shops.
The strong smell of a good brew filtering through the air, a quiet atmosphere with unobtrusive music, lots of comfortable seats and adorable pastries... a perfect place to center yourself before a long day at work. Or maybe you're catching up with some reading and studying for school? Perhaps you're just waiting in line for some coffee, a quick pick-me-up before other errands or something to put the spark of life into the tired shell called a body.
Unfortunately, that peaceful lull is about to be broken, as a small, blue penguin-like creature flutters wildly out of one of the bathrooms, making loud 'PUUUU!!' noises of distress. It flaps haphazardly around the shop, slamming into tables, upsetting cups of coffee and plates of croissants, getting tangled up in a few unlucky customers, much like a fat, agitated pigeon. If one was spiritually keen or able to sense auras on things, the animal feels exactly the same as someone else in the store right now, who is currently dropping the iced coffee they were nursing in shock at the sudden chaos.]
P... Puu? Why're you--??
[At the sound of his name, Puu beelines for Yusuke, divebombing into his arms and letting out a happy cry. Yusuke looks down at his spirit beast for a moment, dumbfounded, before turning his eye on the aftermath.]
... oh jeez.
B: You're like a 'get people into danger' tour guide (7/4-7/14)
[Wherever you are, whatever you may be doing-- meditating, going shopping, eating a tasty sandwich, disposing corpses... er, robot pieces-- you're going to have an unexpected companion joining you! Maybe Puu will be landing in your lap, or stealing a piece of bacon from your burger, or conveniently sitting on top of that last scrap of helper-bot you need to destroy... it's all relatively innocent, even if it's a bit obtrusive. Whether or not Puu's made too much of a nuisance of himself, though, it all ends the same... Yusuke running up and scooping the tiny blue penguin-thing away, looking mildly irritated.]
Dammit, how'd Keiko even keep an eye on you in the first place? I'm gonna have to find a leash for your fat ass if you keep doing this crap!
Anyway, er... sorry about that. Stupid thing's still getting used to this place.
C: Wildcard???
[Basically this is a catch-all log for most of May in regards to Puu, so if you want to plan anything aside from this, hit me up over at![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
Urameshi!!]
fingerbanged) & YOU!When: IC - 7/4 for the first part, anytime through 7/14 for the second | OOC - 5/8 and until the interlude, probably??
Where: A CERESbucks close to one of the apartments, and then anywhere/everywhere in Cerealia!
What: A trip to the local coffee shop grants Yusuke one (1) penguin-shaped Spirit Beast! Also a catch-all throughout the month for anyone who wants to meet/run into Yusuke and his smol creature.
Rating/Warning: YUSUKE BEING YUSUKE aka chances of bad language, punches, and generally bratty teenage boy-isms, sprinkled with cute flying pudgeballs getting into people's business
A: Would you like to make that coffee order a combo? (7/4)
[Ah, coffee shops.
The strong smell of a good brew filtering through the air, a quiet atmosphere with unobtrusive music, lots of comfortable seats and adorable pastries... a perfect place to center yourself before a long day at work. Or maybe you're catching up with some reading and studying for school? Perhaps you're just waiting in line for some coffee, a quick pick-me-up before other errands or something to put the spark of life into the tired shell called a body.
Unfortunately, that peaceful lull is about to be broken, as a small, blue penguin-like creature flutters wildly out of one of the bathrooms, making loud 'PUUUU!!' noises of distress. It flaps haphazardly around the shop, slamming into tables, upsetting cups of coffee and plates of croissants, getting tangled up in a few unlucky customers, much like a fat, agitated pigeon. If one was spiritually keen or able to sense auras on things, the animal feels exactly the same as someone else in the store right now, who is currently dropping the iced coffee they were nursing in shock at the sudden chaos.]
P... Puu? Why're you--??
[At the sound of his name, Puu beelines for Yusuke, divebombing into his arms and letting out a happy cry. Yusuke looks down at his spirit beast for a moment, dumbfounded, before turning his eye on the aftermath.]
... oh jeez.
B: You're like a 'get people into danger' tour guide (7/4-7/14)
[Wherever you are, whatever you may be doing-- meditating, going shopping, eating a tasty sandwich, disposing corpses... er, robot pieces-- you're going to have an unexpected companion joining you! Maybe Puu will be landing in your lap, or stealing a piece of bacon from your burger, or conveniently sitting on top of that last scrap of helper-bot you need to destroy... it's all relatively innocent, even if it's a bit obtrusive. Whether or not Puu's made too much of a nuisance of himself, though, it all ends the same... Yusuke running up and scooping the tiny blue penguin-thing away, looking mildly irritated.]
Dammit, how'd Keiko even keep an eye on you in the first place? I'm gonna have to find a leash for your fat ass if you keep doing this crap!
Anyway, er... sorry about that. Stupid thing's still getting used to this place.
C: Wildcard???
[Basically this is a catch-all log for most of May in regards to Puu, so if you want to plan anything aside from this, hit me up over at
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But Yusuke can't resist the urge to bust Zoro's chops a little.]
Y'sure? Mornings are harder for older folk like you. Maybe a good, aggressive wake-up call is what you need!
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Maybe a good punch in the face is what you need. 'Sides, I already get up early to train, your little bird-butt would probably get lost trying to find me in the first place.
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But man, no wonder you need something to wake you up-- who even does that to themselves? Aside from people who hate sleep, that is.
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What can I say? I'm a pirate, I'm used to staying up late on watch and shit like that, and the cook is pretty militant about breakfast-time, so it is what it is. Might as well wake up and train if it means I get breakfast first.
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[... human, but he stops himself before he goes any further. He'd probably kill Zoro if he used a decent chunk of his power in a fight. Still, spars are spars...]
Alright, fine, I'll take you up on that. Just don't start crying when you get beat up by a young whipper snapper like me, okay?
[However, the mention of pirates takes him by surprise, and Yusuke has to give Zoro a full once over to try to get the image to stick in his head. Well, he did have the injured eye, technically, but...]
Wow, what? A pirate? An actual pirate? You'd think you'd have more of a peg-leg thing going on there. Tell me you've plundered some choice booty before, at least.
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But no punching yet, just a middle finger for the peg-leg thing.]
I lost an eye, not a leg, dumbshit. What's with people around here thinking pirates are all peg-legs and eyepatches?
...but as treasure goes, yeah, we've raked in a few hundred. Million. [back to the shit-eating grin]
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C'mon, you can't tell me you've never seen a pirate in kid's movies or something! They got cool hooks on their hands and a talking parrot and junk. They don't look normal.
[There's a low whistle at that amount, however.]
Damn, you guys were really racking it up, huh? You buy any fancy pirate mansions with it?
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[the idea of a mansion makes him laugh] Kinda hard to sail if you're living on land. Real pirates live on the sea, kid.
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But hey, no one said you can't sail mansions on the water! That's what they call yachts, isn't it?
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Yachts are ugly. Give me a nice galleon any day. Floating cities, practically.
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... also now's probably the time I'll mention I don't know jack squat about boats, soooo I'm gonna take your word on that. Not that a floating city wouldn't be a bitch to maintain, though.
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Yeah, it doesn't sound all that bad. [Considering his time in Demon World was mostly training, fighting, and the necessities, maybe he didn't really need anything extra after all.]
... come to think of it, though, does this place even have an ocean? I know there's a freaky jungle of death and all, but... well, there's seafood here and all, so it gotta come from somewhere.
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There is, but I've never seen it. Some people got taken there to see it but apparently from here it's so far off that you'll die from the poisoned air before you ever get to it.
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[and then, a shit-eating grin returns, because he can't not] 'Course, that's if the monsters don't try to eat you first. [that, at least, was the fun part of the field trip in his eyes. Eye. He can tell Yusuke's pretty strong but as he's standing there with Puu under his arm, he doesn't look it, and that means it's time to tease.]