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//EVENT029.EXE

Who: Not CERES
When: OOC: 5/15 ; IC: 7/7
Where: Tropical ViViD Estates
What: CERES thought everyone deserved a bit of a break.
Rating/Warning: PG-13 for some questionable swimsuit choices. Please let the mods know if the rating should go up!

//event029.EXE



You know what everyone needs after rampant robotic attacks and another iteration of clone wars? A vacation! That’s right everyone, you deserve this. CERES understands what you need. CERES is here for you all the time, so never doubt that this is a pleasure colony, and they are here to look after all of your needs. Kick your feet up, relax, and let CERES Recreation and Activity Necessity Keepers (Team RANK, that is) set you up with your ideal getaway.

It’s as if you can sense the incoming relaxation and luxury before you even completely finish loading. There’s the warmth encompassing your entire body as your code gets transferred into this particular ViViD Level. A cool, refreshing breeze hits you. The sounds of waves gently lapping against the coast fill you with relaxation. The sun, the sand, the surfs, it’s all there – welcome to the beach, baby!

An echoing greeting message from the ocean comes next, if you can translate it.


OOOOOOOOOOOOHMAHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHD.

YOOOOOOOOOOOORRRALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOO KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

KYOOOOOOOOOOOT EEEENAAAAUUUUUUUF TOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 08:00 ] That said, isn’t that breeze a little… too strong? It feels like it’s brushing up against all of you, if you know what I mean. When you open your eyes and look down, it becomes rather clear why. It seems that you’ve found yourself in some pretty interesting attire. Everyone. No exceptions. You appear to have two options – be overcome and scream like the Victorian maiden your heart says you are, or strut like a model in this stuff. Turn some heads! Work that up do!

But don’t worry, we’re also conscious about safety here at CERES! Therefore everyone’s also been provided a pair of super high-tech safety-tested appendage protection floatation devices (STAPFD for short.)

At least everyone around you is caught in the same sort of attire – and everyone around you also appears to be stuck inside a giant sand castle. It’s entirely malleable to what you want it to be! Want to see a fancy sand bidet? Feel like adding a sand statue in your honor? Think that wall should now be a door? Well, with enough perseverance, you can make it happen!

Just uh, be careful about getting sand in your… everywhere.

PHASE II

[ 10:00 ] Someone broke it. Not pointing any fingers, even though you sure do seem like a prime suspect, but someone broke it.

It almost starts like an earthquake with how the castle starts to rumble, the sand shaking right beneath your feet. And then the walls right next to you start to cave in followed promptly by the ceiling right… above your head. Oh dear. The sand starts to run and fall, losing its structure and shape. The hallway behind you starts to cave in, ceiling first and then the walls follow suit. Now the sand really is getting everywhere – but not just uncomfortable places. It’s in your hair, your eyes, your nose…. this sure doesn’t seem like a pleasant way to go!

Best to start running – there’s a trusty drawbridge to get over the moat (because what’s a sandcastle without a moat?) but who knows how long until that, too, is going to give way? Best to cross over it before it starts to shake and disappear too. Or if you don’t make it, hopefully you can land some pretty impressive airtime to make it to the other side!

If not, well...there'll be the sensation of sand crushing down upon you, filling your mouth and eyes, and you won't be able to breathe at all – and then you're alive again on the beach (but possibly in yet another new, uncomfortable, skimpy swimsuit). Honestly, be more careful, would you?

PHASE III

[ 12:00 ] However, once you do make it to the other side, it’s all smooth sailing from there! Or is it? Hah, as they say, life sure can be a beach.

Which is what this is.

Welcome to your Beach Episode, folks. Now that you’ve made it out of the collapsing sand castle, you’ve made it to the luxurious, picturesque golden coastline. Sure, you’re coughing up fine, luxurious, sand dust right now and you’ve definitely gotten sand in all of your crevices thanks to your swimsuit, but that’s okay! Go take a soak in the ocean or something or cool off with a smoothie. There’s a smoothie shack off into the distance, complete with a long chalkboard with… well, probably a few familiar names? And some unfamiliar ingredients. Sounds appetizing right?

That said, once you do ingest some of the smoothie with the name of a newcomer, you might suddenly find yourself feeling a bit… different. You’ll be taking on some of their traits, one of the most intense parts of their personality – or you might need to take a second to sit down because you’re suddenly seeing one of their memories. Whoa. What do they actually put in this stuff?

PHASE IV

[ 15:00 ] For the brave souls that venture out into the water, you have even more adventures waiting for you. Anyone who’s swimming around, wading in the water—hell, even looking at the water is getting scooped up and deposited in one of these giant orbs. But don’t take up too much room, because someone else is getting shoved right in there with you. Time to get cozy with your new friend, because it's only going to get worse as the waves begin to carry you out into this big, blue, virtual ocean. Hopefully the choppy waves don’t bounce you around too much or – well, you could always get really friendly with a stranger! Why not?

At least until it’s made very clear that fresh air does not make it back into these balls. That seems like a bit of a design flaw. Now what? Fight the other person who’s inhaling all your air? Suffer through it for swimsuit-clad fun? Or if you break it…. well, you sure are stranded out in the ocean. Or are you?

After enough flailing, you’ll be met by a giant, dumb-looking creature who will then eat you whole.

Everything goes dark. This is surely the end --

And then you're in Cerealia proper; it seems that was the exit to the level (but why there?) and you'll find yourself either in one of the fountains or the pond in the park. Either way, you'll be very, very well. And this time, that's not virtual. But hey, at least you'll have all of your stuff with you.

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] Do you hear that?

Anyone idle on the beach will hear a distant melody coming from further out into the ocean. It’s a beautiful, elegant song that automatically makes the listener stop what they’re doing and immediately wander toward the noise. It takes you a moment to recall – it takes a moment to think about anything now, really – but you remember hearing the smoothie shack owner say something about mermaids populating the beach. Could this be their song calling out to you? Whether you would normally abide by this kind of call or not, you find your feet walking further and further out into the water, the shallows lapping up to your ankles and up and up as you are drawn in by the song.

A rather classic song, though the usual instances of French are also replaced with the very enticing, enchanting nonsense promise of omelette du fromage........and then they try to drown you.


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's May intro log! For your convenience, we have compiled the characters' arrival experience here, and should you have any questions, feel free to ask them here! You can also check the FAQ for more general inquiries. Should this event log hit Captcha, there is an all-purpose overflow here. Thank you!

fishyoldman: (KAMIKAZE FURY)

[personal profile] fishyoldman 2016-05-17 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
Dunno, the brainbox I'd usually ask about these things isn't around to puzzle it out for me.

[Ah, Rita. He must be getting so mushy in his old age if he misses everyone already.]
fishyoldman: (AROUND)

[personal profile] fishyoldman 2016-05-17 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
[You're a saint, Flynn.]

Yeah, alright... But if we run into any beach babes, promise you'll leave 'em to old Raven?

[personal profile] sympathe 2016-05-17 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
( Rude, Souji. A bit defensively: )

I'm not gonna get si— HEY... What are you doing with that?!

( IF YOU'RE GOING TO POP THE BUBBLE, SOUJI, CAN YOU AT LEAST GIVE SOME WARNING? Honestly he doesn't even know this guy; for all Heisuke knows he's the next one to go down just becuase he was a little seasick? Goodbye, cruel world. Where's his own sword when he needs it. )

Jeez, at least say something, will you?

( Because Heisuke, for one, never shuts up. )
fishyoldman: (FALLING)

[personal profile] fishyoldman 2016-05-17 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
Haven't you punched me enough already lately?

[This is abuse, Yuri. Abuse!! Why does Brave Vesperia attract so many tsunderes, anyway...]

I didn't think it got much shadier than the Empire. [Except for maybe some of the more dubious guilds, but the Empire has always been corrupt on a much larger scale by nature.] Aside from the penchant for shoving people into weird situations, what other shady stuff are we talking about, here?
fishyoldman: (WIND BLADE)

[personal profile] fishyoldman 2016-05-17 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I was honest about not having any honour, wasn't I?

[Set your standards low for this one, Kaden. Very, very low. Not fazed by the pervert comment, he continues:]

What I'm saying is that there's honour in beauty! You can at least agree with me on that, right?
psycholawgy: (revolution!)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2016-05-17 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh is she missing something???? sorry bub. ]

Athena Cykes! [ PEACE SIGN, RIGHT IN YOUR FACE. ] Ace Attorney!
soukoku: (pic#10242489)

[personal profile] soukoku 2016-05-17 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not!

[ hello, 5 year old, meet another 5 year old??

also, you are absolutely a thief, kashuu. ]


So basically, you stole them while they weren't looking. Who the fuck drags their towel with them everywhere they go?! Well, now maybe everyone will, thanks to someone.

[ not saying any names, but...

ANYWAY, VICTORY!

except... he's not sure what to do with it. he certainly isn't going to make a dress out of it, unlike someone?! so he ties it around his hips instead. good enough, for now... ]
... how many of these did you take? Are you that self-conscious, or what?
fishyoldman: (FALLING FURTHER)

[personal profile] fishyoldman 2016-05-17 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Raven sighs wearily, his cheerfulness disappearing. He's exhausted all his energy on awful one-liners, he can't reel out another in response.

For now.]


Yeah, okay. Even if there aren't any clothes around, maybe we can find some shade for ya once we're outside.

[personal profile] sympathe 2016-05-17 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
I paid plenty of attention!!

( Defensively, but hey, he's doing his best! Excuse him if they didn't explain he'd be getting paid to field test oceanic death traps? Anyway, he seems satisfied enough with that answer, though there's one thing still bothering him. )

Yeah, I guess. But is it supposed to be doing this?

( He indicates a small spot in the bottom, where water seems to be leaking in — a few fish seem to be swarming around underneath it, too. )
fishyoldman: (AROUND)

[personal profile] fishyoldman 2016-05-17 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
Beats me. One minute they're telling us our worlds have gone bye-bye and they're here to save us, the next they're tossing us from one weird situation to another. Don't you feel like someone's sittin' there laughin' at ya?

[People beyond the fourth wall, for instance. 2spooky]
Edited 2016-05-17 11:23 (UTC)
fishyoldman: (FALLING)

[personal profile] fishyoldman 2016-05-17 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
Get me a hard drink and I'll think about it.
heartsandcrafts: (pic#9921820)

[personal profile] heartsandcrafts 2016-05-17 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
[She nods enthusiastically]

Yeah, yeah, like that! We have to find the way out... though this level looks pretty fun, so I don't think there's any hurry!
protectthecastle: (thinking | is that blood on your face)

[personal profile] protectthecastle 2016-05-17 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
[She's not really capable of embarrassment, unless she's made a mistake of her own and accidentally made someone unhappy. But even then she's more focused on apologizing and making things right first and foremost. So she acts exactly as if she isn't wearing a ridiculous swimsuit and sitting on someone who is dressed in an equally ridiculous swimsuit.]

What do you mean by your "spin"?

[Because the way he says it makes it almost sound like some kind of power. She can kind of get what it's going to do, but curiosity wins out (as always). Or it does until a wave makes the entire bubble bob roughly and she goes sliding along the inside. Hey, at least they're both pretty small and maybe no one is going to get crushed or have an elbow stuck in their eye?]
encourageous: (i'll kick anyone's ass)

[personal profile] encourageous 2016-05-17 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oof! [Suddenly there's a jungle girl on his back, and Taichi's embarrassed again, while also feeling crushed in the more literal sense. He then grumbles while he tries to shake her off. It's not easy, though, with how much the bubble is still moving around.]

What's the big idea?! Get- get off of me, you weirdo!
belfire: (blushing)

[personal profile] belfire 2016-05-17 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? You don't kn- oh. You're a newbie.

[Was it that time of the month already? Ah, then, wait, this guy did have money! If he remembered, newbies were given a lump sum of credits to help them adjust to their new fucked up lives in Cerealia, if his experience with his and Minny's memorable first meeting was anything to go by (RIP his teriyaki chicken, he misses you always). So, that meant, if he played his cards right he could possibly get something edible and free out of this~

Thank you, good karma]


Geeze, you must be pretty confused right now. Tell ya what, I'll show you where the apartments are. It's not inconvenient to me or anything, so don't worry 'bout that. I'm in desperate need of a shower right now, and it's probably best to do that before settling down for a nice, hot meal, yeah? Like, I've got sand all up in my- [...wait, too tmi for a first meeting!] -my, er... something...

[...]

Ah, anyway, apartments! Yeah, they're this way, so, um, just follow me.
soukoku: (pic#10242477)

[personal profile] soukoku 2016-05-17 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
You were looking for me?

[ he's... not as surprised about that as he probably should be. rather, what he doesn't get it... how did karna expect him to appear upon ordering the drink, exactly??? ]

You got lucky, then. Normally, this shit wouldn't work -- what were you thinking? Anyway, I guess you could call this fate. [ SLAPS KNEE!!!!!

anyway, he looks for karna's drink instead! at least the price... isn't a blood relative. ]
I'll take yours, then. I'm thirsty, so I guess water's fine. I've got no money, though -- do you mind treating?

[ AKA, GET IN DEBT FOR ME ]
sunnymerc: (026)

[personal profile] sunnymerc 2016-05-17 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
( This may not be her preferred form of attention, but attention is attention and Soleil has no qualms showing herself and her outfit off. )

No, no, you, uh...

( Think of something nice to say, Soleil. Nothing is coming to mind... )

You definitely stand out.
belfire: (normal smile)

[personal profile] belfire 2016-05-17 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, if nature didn't want us to walk around buck naked, we would've been born with fur. I'm just saying that letting everything hang free is what God would've wanted - therefore, totally not weird.

[Despite the attempted seriousness in Kaz's reply, he couldn't quite keep a straight face. He broke out into an amused grin, waving a dismissive hand in the sand-guy's direction]

Oh, don't worry, I'm just messing with you. 'Sides, there're girls around. It'd be kinda rude to flash them.

[It was a shame, really, Kaz really did want to take this mankini off. Looks like he'll have to wait until he came across something better, like a grass skirt, or large amounts of seaweed. Hell, he'd take his chances skinny dipping in the ocean if it came to it, even with the prospect of salt burning his chafe marks. Ouch.]

But if you really are embarrassed about your mankini thing, why don't you wear it differently? Like, the shoulder straps, why don't you wrap them around your waist instead, and make a bow at the back? If you do it tight enough it'll stay in place, and it'll kinda cover up the butt window. Maybe.
testoffayth: <lj user=miihen> (Stern)

[personal profile] testoffayth 2016-05-17 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe. But none of this is actually funny.

[Yuna, you are just so severe.]

This is just...oh...stupid!
gerte: (pic#10248205)

[personal profile] gerte 2016-05-17 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Confetti is only appropriate for a party. This isn't a party!

[ She clenches her fist tightly. ]

Why is it that whenever I learn something new of this world I feel more foolish?

The fool in charge of this folly isn't you. Apparently CERES is responsible for every wrongdoing.
fishyoldman: (SLINGSHOT)

[personal profile] fishyoldman 2016-05-17 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure is. But having a tantrum about it ain't gonna make it go away, Otter Pop.

[Didn't she already tell him her name...?]
gerte: (pic#10248201)

[personal profile] gerte 2016-05-17 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
How disgraceful. Don't they know it's rude to eavesdrop on others? Without a safe place to exchange information we're always at risk.

[ Slow shake of her head. Phoenix usually irritates her but now she has a new enemy to focus her energy towards! ]

Either way, it should be fine to discuss matters of little importance.
niceguypose: (drained)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-05-17 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[So she didn't have a leg up on the competition. At this point, they're just stringing her along!

Lee tried to get himself up, but it was tough while the bubble was still moving. And his own efforts to move on all fours just seemed to be pushing the bubble even more.]


I do not know, Tenten!! In a 'game' like this, it can be made of anything! [He thinks quickly as he tries to figure out a bright side to this.]

At least, by moving... Maybe we will find someone who can help!
beaconed: (035)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-05-17 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Jaune laughs a little in relief. But. He still doesn't realize that this is a movie. ]

They got married?! W-Wow! See, I knew there's a one for everyone out there! Sometimes you just... gotta let go, instead of worrying about not having things. That's when you'll find it the most!

Man, what a cool guy...
gerte: (pic#10248197)

[personal profile] gerte 2016-05-17 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Simulation or not, this is real in every sense of the word.

If you aren't prepared to face the danger then you'll pay for the consequences.

[ Franziska states it like it's obvious. ]

It saddens me to see a world without a place to administer justice.