[Spoilers, it was Undyne's fault. Undyne definitely helped break the castle. In fact, witnesses may recall seeing a tall fish lady searching for an exit for all of five seconds before she got frustrated, screamed "NGAAAAAAAAH!, and promptly punched one of the walls into sandy oblivion. She looks proud for about half a second before the castle starts rumbling ominously.]
...oh crap! Run!
[Being a HEROINE OF JUSTICE though, she can't just flee while innocent people are in danger thanks to some mysterious foul villain and not her at all!! So she'll be dragging stragglers to their feet and helping them across the bridge, either by a) princess carrying them across like a shoujo protag or b) grabbing them by the head or the feet and hurling them across the gap like a goddamn missile. She may do this even if you aren't struggling to get across just because YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG SLOWPOKE!! Have fun....]
PHASE III;
Oh cool, they have a drink named after me! [Undyne looks pretty pleased about this! What a nice thing to do. She will suffer those six seconds of discomfort because she's not a weenie and then turn the person next to her.]
Hey, what's Viagra, by the way? Is it something badass? It better be if they're putting it into my drink!
PHASE IV;
[Sorry to whoever got stuck with her in here, because Undyne is pretty damn tall and takes up a lot of space. Not to mention loud. There's definitely some shounen yelling going on here.]
UGGGGGH! What the hell is this?! I know how to swim, I don't need some hand-holding babysitting floating bubble bullsh-- [If you're a kid, she'll cut herself off here. (If you're not, she'll finish the curse.)] Uh, I mean...bullspit!
[She turns back to the person stuck with her and crosses her arms.]
Okay! Way I see it, we got two options here. Option one, we break the freaking thing! [She points at her gills.] I don't have to worry about drowning, so you can just sit on my back and I'll carry you back to shore, it'll be fine.
Or option two - we keep the ball intact, find a giant cannon, and launch ourselves out of it like majestic heroes.
BONUS;
[Huh...seems like there's an extra mermaid on the rocks there! Except she's not singing and she doesn't have a tail. Actually, it sounds like she's having an angry argument with the other mermaids while they're trying to drown her to no avail. You probably don't even need to be in range of the mermaid's voices to hear what she's shouting.]
Look, you can't just go around trying to drown innocent people! You're giving the rest of us fish monsters a bad name! You gotta make sure they're total jerks first!!
...and stop being so bad at it, it's embarrassing! Shape up! You guys couldn't even drown a human kid with those weak arms of yours! [And that's when she notices whatever poor unfortunate soul is walking past and waves them over.] You! Yeah, you! Get over here so I can show these weenies how it's done!
WILDCARD;
[Feel free to make up your own prompts, I'm open to anything!]
Undyne | OTA
[Spoilers, it was Undyne's fault. Undyne definitely helped break the castle. In fact, witnesses may recall seeing a tall fish lady searching for an exit for all of five seconds before she got frustrated, screamed "NGAAAAAAAAH!, and promptly punched one of the walls into sandy oblivion. She looks proud for about half a second before the castle starts rumbling ominously.]
...oh crap! Run!
[Being a HEROINE OF JUSTICE though, she can't just flee while innocent people are in danger thanks to some mysterious foul villain and not her at all!! So she'll be dragging stragglers to their feet and helping them across the bridge, either by a) princess carrying them across like a shoujo protag or b) grabbing them by the head or the feet and hurling them across the gap like a goddamn missile. She may do this even if you aren't struggling to get across just because YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG SLOWPOKE!! Have fun....]
PHASE III;
Oh cool, they have a drink named after me! [Undyne looks pretty pleased about this! What a nice thing to do. She will suffer those six seconds of discomfort because she's not a weenie and then turn the person next to her.]
Hey, what's Viagra, by the way? Is it something badass? It better be if they're putting it into my drink!
PHASE IV;
[Sorry to whoever got stuck with her in here, because Undyne is pretty damn tall and takes up a lot of space. Not to mention loud. There's definitely some shounen yelling going on here.]
UGGGGGH! What the hell is this?! I know how to swim, I don't need some hand-holding babysitting floating bubble bullsh-- [If you're a kid, she'll cut herself off here. (If you're not, she'll finish the curse.)] Uh, I mean...bullspit!
[She turns back to the person stuck with her and crosses her arms.]
Okay! Way I see it, we got two options here. Option one, we break the freaking thing! [She points at her gills.] I don't have to worry about drowning, so you can just sit on my back and I'll carry you back to shore, it'll be fine.
Or option two - we keep the ball intact, find a giant cannon, and launch ourselves out of it like majestic heroes.
BONUS;
[Huh...seems like there's an extra mermaid on the rocks there! Except she's not singing and she doesn't have a tail. Actually, it sounds like she's having an angry argument with the other mermaids while they're trying to drown her to no avail. You probably don't even need to be in range of the mermaid's voices to hear what she's shouting.]
Look, you can't just go around trying to drown innocent people! You're giving the rest of us fish monsters a bad name! You gotta make sure they're total jerks first!!
...and stop being so bad at it, it's embarrassing! Shape up! You guys couldn't even drown a human kid with those weak arms of yours! [And that's when she notices whatever poor unfortunate soul is walking past and waves them over.] You! Yeah, you! Get over here so I can show these weenies how it's done!
WILDCARD;
[Feel free to make up your own prompts, I'm open to anything!]