Oh, I'm so sorry my junk is so hard to ignore. -- Oh wait, no I'm not! Ha! Hey, Little Jack, meet Miss Ironing Board. That's right, she's what we call a b--
... Okay, timeout. I only referred to it as "Little" Jack because it was in proportion to me, the big Jack-- oh you know what, screw you! Go play with sharks!!
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Okay, timeout. I only referred to it as "Little" Jack because it was in proportion to me, the big Jack-- oh you know what, screw you! Go play with sharks!!