[Because who's gotta be here to make Sebastian's life hard? KASHUU. Kashuu's gotta. He doesn't need to breathe either but he sure still is being difficult enough to make up for that little bonus. The ball rolls around and Kashuu, who has mercifully found a t-shirt and some more reasonable shorts to tug on at this point, is just screaming wildly as they go careening around.]
I can't move if I can't even stand up right!!
[HE'S TRYING, OKAY. But look, he's a sword, not a ship! This is the first time he's ever even been to a beach!! He doesn't have his sea legs at all...!
Another wave crashes into their dumb orb then, but at least it sends Kashuu sliding away to the other side this time...]
phase iv...
I can't move if I can't even stand up right!!
[HE'S TRYING, OKAY. But look, he's a sword, not a ship! This is the first time he's ever even been to a beach!! He doesn't have his sea legs at all...!
Another wave crashes into their dumb orb then, but at least it sends Kashuu sliding away to the other side this time...]