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[ why... why is this man wearing a half-thong. yata's jaw just drops for a second before he shakes his head to look him in the eye.

jesus. he's terrified of girls and this is kind of hell for him already, but sebastian didn't need to traumatise him further. ]

Holy shi— [ and now that he's realised he's been staring, he proceeds to cover his eyes with one hand. ] I don't know! Do I look like I know?!

[ he's sporting a red speedo. ]