That... certainly sounds like a lot to be dealing with, and I really do wish I could help, but I'm afraid that we're all in the same predicament. [Have a sympathetic shrug because man, it does suck.]

If leaving were so easy, I think most of the people here would do it. I'm not sure if it helps, but they say that time is sort of "frozen", back wherever and whenever you might be from. You won't precisely be missing anything by being here, at least.