What's so unfortunate about it?! Who cares if I'm twenty four and I've never been on a date?! Why the hell should relationship status equal social status?! Don't they know I have way more important things than dates and crap?!

I should boycott this damn place! It's setting an unrealistic expectation for twenty somethings everywhere!

[At this point it's hard to tell if this actually hit a nerve, if Darin's just being a brat, or if he's just overly exhausted and thirsty. Either way, he just dropped his head like a hammer onto the counter.]