[ Oh no. No, no, no. No cute girl should be talking about sand in his more delicate places. Or rather, talking about sand in her more delicate places when he's otherwise exposed in a way that it's something he really shouldn't think about. This is quickly becoming worse by the second.

He goes a little pale. GAH. ]

Uh...I mean, yeah, it's a little uncomforta--ahhh, that's not the point! Look, this is a sand castle, right? Do you think I could just punch a hole in the wall without it toppling over?