[The last thing Raven wants to do is answer that question, so he does what Raven does best: he plays dumb.]

I wish I knew. Do you have any idea how uncomfortable this thing is? If there weren't kids around here I'd prefer to just strip off and go all natural, y'know?

[He lifts up one of the shoulder straps of his swimsuit and snaps it back into place. World's tiniest violin for him, etc.]