[ And also apparently one that's not true because Ten Months =/= an entire life of no dates. But Varric is a bro, and it's not very bro-like to point that out to a fellow bro, so he'll just shrug. Yeah, he's pretty great. He knows. ]

And as one businessman to another, I suggest you charge them royalties on every drink they sell.

[ Take advantage because if he can make money then why the hell not. But Varric? Loves money. And making it. Especially if it involves creative properties. ]

Then you can laugh all the way to the bank.

[ ... But he's a younger brother that's used to doing the dirty work, and also acting like nothing phases him because that's what little brothers do. Especially when your older brother is (...was) an asshole. ]

But I'm petty like that.