What is it with you and taking a crap? Is that the objective here? Are we supposed to take a crap to get our stuff back?

[No...wait. Maybe that's it. Maybe that's the solution.]

So, let's pretend I understood anything at all you said before that last bit made any sense to me, because it still doesn't... [He comes from a world of swords and sorcery, not science and apps.]

How are we supposed to 'clear an objective' without any gear? I mean, my 'equipment' is up to snuff, but I don't think it's the lynchpin to victory that we need here.