[Speaking of chest hair, she's going to stare for a good moment or two and fully take in that magnificent carpet of manliness, by the Creators.]
[But Lavellan finds herself and clears her throat, doing her best to regain what little propriety she could muster outside of some major diplomatic event.]
I would be inclined to agree.
[It's weird, treating him as a friend when he'd (supposedly) never met her before, but there's not much she can do otherwise. Cutting ties is absolutely out of the question, and regarding him with anything less than the usual warmth is far too negative for the plucky little elf.]
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[But Lavellan finds herself and clears her throat, doing her best to regain what little propriety she could muster outside of some major diplomatic event.]
I would be inclined to agree.
[It's weird, treating him as a friend when he'd (supposedly) never met her before, but there's not much she can do otherwise. Cutting ties is absolutely out of the question, and regarding him with anything less than the usual warmth is far too negative for the plucky little elf.]
[Gross.]
So this is normal?
[Something's missing.]
[Oh right. Air quotes.]
Er... "normal"?
[Better.]