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Wait, come on, at least hear me out! I bet I can make even a trash dump sound appealing!
...Wait, that sounded wrong.
...Tell you what, if I can't do it, you can call me King Fool, Lord on High of the Fool Kingdom, sitting upon a coffer of Fool's Gold.