[ BUT THERE'S SO MUCH GRASS and she's just so confused... it's super-fast growing grass?? why is it like this???
while her dogs wouldn't get lost in tall grass, they appreciate open hands! hands that are the source of lots of nice, comforting pats, so they'll yip excitedly next to him anyway, because unlike their master, these pure dogs won't judge him for flashing his buttcheeks for the masses to view.
still, he can hide all he wants, but he can still hear her... probably! that, or she's just yelling at a bunch of grass. how embarrassing. ]
Then, what explanation do you have? Flapping your behind for the entire world to see is the action of an attention-seeking, unwashed savage. Is that what you are?
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while her dogs wouldn't get lost in tall grass, they appreciate open hands! hands that are the source of lots of nice, comforting pats, so they'll yip excitedly next to him anyway, because unlike their master, these pure dogs won't judge him for flashing his buttcheeks for the masses to view.
still, he can hide all he wants, but he can still hear her... probably! that, or she's just yelling at a bunch of grass. how embarrassing. ]
Then, what explanation do you have? Flapping your behind for the entire world to see is the action of an attention-seeking, unwashed savage. Is that what you are?