[And he doesn't know she's psychic yet. Guess he's in for a surprise...]

If you wait a minute, I'll go get you a towel. I saw a rack of them around the corner.

[She really doesn't want to see your ass, Yoosk. It's not that she doesn't think you're sweet, and you could look pretty alright in the proper lighting but your backside...it's got to be white as driven snow, and the last thing anyone needs is for the Riders of Rohan showing up when they see sunlight glittering off it. Gondor does not require aid this day.]

And yes, it is a game. The point of it is probably to humiliate us all though. Just a second.

[Rei slips off around the corner and starts shuffling through a few things in a supply closet before returning bearing just what the doctor ordered. A big, white beach towel covered in cartoon ducks.]

This should help.