[Stabbing is for people that truly deserve it, not for weirdos trying to drown in a fountain of all places. It's actually very tempting to just leave Dazai, since he's done his part in being helpful and saving lives or whatever, but alas, he has to talk to him now.]

That's a stupid reason to die in a fountain. [And apologies are too close to being nice, and he doesn't want anyone apologizing or acting like he did anything great, so he'll just be ignoring that last part.]


... Even if you do want to do something like that, it's pointless. You'll just come back to life anyway.