[Hawke, that sounds like a specific type of awful list that only you could come up with. Probably with some sort of zany personal experience.]
[Lavellan would probably have something to say about it, if she weren't so gosh darn elated to see everybody's favorite sassy bird champion. Elated enough that she doesn't hear Hawke's peculiar brand of asshattery and instead rushes up to her and clasps her hands. It's not a full-blown hug like the one Varric met upon their (one-sided) reunion, but close enough to make it--Hawkeward--when the bad news will inevitably pop up.]
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[Lavellan would probably have something to say about it, if she weren't so gosh darn elated to see everybody's favorite sassy bird champion. Elated enough that she doesn't hear Hawke's peculiar brand of asshattery and instead rushes up to her and clasps her hands. It's not a full-blown hug like the one Varric met upon their (one-sided) reunion, but close enough to make it--Hawkeward--when the bad news will inevitably pop up.]
[She doesn't learn, this one.]
I'm so happy to see you, Hawke!!!