[ hawke's just going to very casually place the jack drink back on the counter and rock back and forth on her heels a little, giving a hum of thought. ]

Punch people in the face often, do you? I hear that's bad for your health. Lots of drawbacks, like revenge and heartburn.

[ because that's something you say so casually, hawke??? for fucks sake. she just watches jack punch the bartender and doesn't really disapprove mostly because who cares, she's done worse and just nods in agreement instead. ]

They don't know how to pour a good glass of ale to save their lives. Which, coincidentally, their life does quite hinge on! It's as if they never learn.

[ remember when you were a protagonist who didn't joke about murdering bartenders for messing up your drinks, hawke ]