[She'll try dialing it down from 1000 notches to 999...nope, too hard.]

Aww, why do I always miss out on the fun stuff? [SULKING.] The only things to fight around here I've seen so far are a couple of second-rate fish monsters who can't even drown someone properly.

[Implying...this is a bad thing...?]

Ugh, what a bunch of lousy cheating jerks! I bet they're not so tough without their dumb spaceships or whatever! [Not that she really buys this explanation yet, it's just the principle of the matter.]

So is anyone else from back home here too?