[He scrambles back to avoid another badly-placed kick, rubbing his cheek with a look of utter defeat. Accidentally falling into a woman should be great, but...getting shoved and kicked by one who could probably punch him and he'd die is pretty much the opposite of great.]
Hey, don't diss the hair...it's my pride and joy! Or well, one of 'em. It's a symbol of my glowing positivity!
...and it's hair gel, to answer your question. Sorry 'bout your eye.
[He really hopes he didn't actually blind her, considering she...only has one eye left, oops.]
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[He scrambles back to avoid another badly-placed kick, rubbing his cheek with a look of utter defeat. Accidentally falling into a woman should be great, but...getting shoved and kicked by one who could probably punch him and he'd die is pretty much the opposite of great.]
Hey, don't diss the hair...it's my pride and joy! Or well, one of 'em. It's a symbol of my glowing positivity!
...and it's hair gel, to answer your question. Sorry 'bout your eye.
[He really hopes he didn't actually blind her, considering she...only has one eye left, oops.]