[If Johnny wasn't trying to hang on with both hands, he probably would've flipped the guy the bird. He'd have to settle for a dirty look. Even if he was grateful for the ride, didn't mean he had to tolerate the shitty small-talk.]
Yeah, I'm sure they're just lining up to have competitions for lame gymnastics. Are you touched in the head or something?
[Johnny does as told though and clings to the bird the best he can. It's hard to get into any kind of seated position on the sloped back of this bird. His gratitude was waning and he was sure something else would come crashing through the walls at any moment. Or maybe a stampede of wild unicorns would show up. At this point, anything seemed possible.]
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Yeah, I'm sure they're just lining up to have competitions for lame gymnastics. Are you touched in the head or something?
[Johnny does as told though and clings to the bird the best he can. It's hard to get into any kind of seated position on the sloped back of this bird. His gratitude was waning and he was sure something else would come crashing through the walls at any moment. Or maybe a stampede of wild unicorns would show up. At this point, anything seemed possible.]