[ Ahem! Shu clears his throat. He's heard enough, but he decides to say everything with a smile: ]

Funny, I don't try too hard. The colors in my hair and tail only need to be reapplied once a month, and it's a very simple process. Also, these colors are natural! Don't tell me you've never seen a red or blue flower, or a green plant? Finally, "plain" --- [ and he makes quotation marks with his fingers ] --- is a canvas. It's the additions that show the true creativity of a master at their art, and it's clear you have no idea what you're talking about.

[ And then he huffs, crossing his arms. ]

I apologize for my outburst. I'm sorry that you're jealous of me.