adornmental: (killed 99 bears)
Kashuu "misplaced swirly pasta" Kiyomitsu ([personal profile] adornmental) wrote in [community profile] estoria 2016-05-21 01:16 am (UTC)

WELL NOW THE CRAB IS DEAD

[IS IT REALLY SMART, THAT CRAB ALMOST SNATCHED HER DAMN BLADE. He's not a duck either, okay? HE'S A SWORD?? He can't do underwater battles what the fuck kind of jrpg is this?! The crab's eye floats away into the distance and Kashuu kicks at its little crab face again when it swipes at his blade but it turns out okay in the end, because Dory made the ultimate sacrifice. Some clams are probably play taps for her, even though she'll survive because she still has a sequel movie to star in.

MORE IMPORTANTLY, IS THIS THE END??

No, because they have sequels to star in, too. Kashuu flails like a moron for a second because he's not sure who's pushing him where, but they're not so far from the surface, so he breaks through a couple seconds later... Sputtering up all this nastyass sea water.]


Ugh—!! [JUST UGH FIRST, HE'S TIRED.

He'll look for Nero after that, though. DID SHE MAKE IT. WHERE IS SHE. The whale doesn't have Dory to talk to anymore so it's slowly drifting toward the setting sun to find more convicts to start a criminal organization with, but that leaves them stranded in the middle of the sea with nothing but this popped hamster ball and the distant screech of seagulls...]

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