Oh hell no. I don't think so. Even if we're sticking to tropes here, I am not the Jack Dawson in this situation. Both because I don't want to be if you're gonna be Rose and also because that ain't my thing, jesus christ, don't you know anything?
[ gesticulating a little with both hands—but then quickly stopping because his movement makes the bubble wobble and he'd rather not lose his balance and fall on his face. ]
I'm not even gonna touch your role here with a ten foot stick—even though you know as well as I do that you're that terrible chick that saves her own skin and only looks mildly put-upon while the guy dies as she's being ferried to safety—but I can say hands down that I ain't no hero. I don't save girls, I don't die tragically protecting others, and I definitely don't stick my neck out for just anybody. I'm gonna bust on outta here and maybe throw you a floatie later, if I feel like it. That's what we're looking at here. ...If we're sticking to tropes.
[ everything Dave just said is 100% wrong. he is the hero. feel free to call him on it. ]
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[ gesticulating a little with both hands—but then quickly stopping because his movement makes the bubble wobble and he'd rather not lose his balance and fall on his face. ]
I'm not even gonna touch your role here with a ten foot stick—even though you know as well as I do that you're that terrible chick that saves her own skin and only looks mildly put-upon while the guy dies as she's being ferried to safety—but I can say hands down that I ain't no hero. I don't save girls, I don't die tragically protecting others, and I definitely don't stick my neck out for just anybody. I'm gonna bust on outta here and maybe throw you a floatie later, if I feel like it. That's what we're looking at here. ...If we're sticking to tropes.
[ everything Dave just said is 100% wrong. he is the hero. feel free to call him on it. ]