[ Her parents were super quiet about their relationship around her. Oh sure, she could pick up on things, but her own mother blushed like an idiot when she dared to ask if they had even kissed. So it wasn't like they had laid out their romance for her as some sort of bedtime story to tuck her in with. Still, she had heard little things here and there. She'd snuck a peek and seen them holding one another or giving a long look. She liked knowing after all those years of his absence that his father loved her mother.

The joke was surely his!]

Yeah, I think I've heard you call her that before. [Or maybe someone had told her about it. Naruto, perhaps. ]

But she's not, you love her and she loves you. If you hadn't been away on a mission for so long I'd probably have siblings. [This is said a bit defensively, because she doesn't like the way he talked about her mother just now.]

You told me as much! When I asked if you really loved her. You told me I was the proof of your love! [She doesn't realize all of this might not be the best way to get his attention, but this Sasuke is just so unfamiliar to her.] And we love you! Always. Even when you are miles away.

You don't have to be so mean about it! You are acting like you are some kid who thinks girls have cooties! [On top of that, it was only recently she'd been terrified that Sakura had not been her mother, so it makes her extra defensive.]