[She is also a fool, but come on, Nero would totally give her a massage. It's gonna happen.]
[Regardless, Maya does as instructed and pushes forward with her noodle arms.... not that it's going to be much use against this current and up against the whale that will probably devour them both any second now, but hey.]
No thanks! I may be delicious, but I'm too young to die!
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[Squeaks Maya, very convincingly!!]
[She is also a fool, but come on, Nero would totally give her a massage. It's gonna happen.]
[Regardless, Maya does as instructed and pushes forward with her noodle arms.... not that it's going to be much use against this current and up against the whale that will probably devour them both any second now, but hey.]
No thanks! I may be delicious, but I'm too young to die!
[On that note]
S-So what's the plan?