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[hijiwanwan]

Who: Hijikata (hijiwanwan) Tsurumaru (gravesite) Nero (rosaichthys) Heisuke (sympathe) Caramia (caraminya) Mikazuki (meniscus) and Souji (laundryjealousy)
What: Heisuke what the hell did you do NOW (he brought people home. that's what).
When: Post intro log (IC: 7/8)
Where: Hijikata's apartment
Warnings: Hijikata might yell? (PG)



Where did all these people come from... Well, anyway! Hijikata dragged his comrades back to his house, but it looks like some other surprises came along the way!?

A log for all the new and not-so new people (various visitors too) to get situated!

Comments

IM FIGHTING

[hijiwanwan]

If she causes trouble then you have to take responsibility. I won't take any excuses - any complaints aren't acceptable either.

[ but - a shake of his head: ]

Ah, no... But he does visit sometimes, I didn't know he was the one you met... [ but he'll correct the guess. ] But just so you know, his name is Tsurumaru.

(CAVEMAN SPONGEBOB IMAGE)

[sympathe]

( Yeah, yeah, responsibility and stuff! Heisuke's got it! That name though, definitely sparks a memory, which Heisuke is going to blurt out appropriately. )

The guy who wanted me to hit him with the car!

( Nice... very smooth... )

Hey, he lives here? He said he'd never even heard of me before — he knew all about Souji-kun and Kondo-san, but you didn't even mention me?

*FRIGHTENED TORI IMAGE*

[hijiwanwan]

[ . . . . . WHAT THE FUCK!

Hijikata can only pinch the bridge of his nose... ]

I'm just... Going to hope, you did the opposite of what he wanted --

[ ah... ]

I barely mentioned them! [ UGH... LOOK HEISUKE... just stop!? he has his reasons... ] Geez... Are you really upset about that?

[ what are you, five? ]

(HELL MEME SCREAMING IMAGE)

[sympathe]

( HE IS FIVE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH? AND HE WOULD LIKE TO BE MENTIONED! His ass got erased from the Shinsengumi when he wasn't around, he sees. )

Huh? Yeah, yeah, of course not! He seemed really upset about it though, it was kinda creepy the way he asked.

( Please chill with the masochism my guy. Still, STILL! He crosses his arms, and honestly even though it's not intentional, it's probably the most five year old resembling pout he can muster up. )

Anyway, I'd get it if it was just Kondo-san, but if Souji-kun is mentioned it makes sense to mention me too, right?

( They're so close!! He'd mention Kazusanosuke too, but he'll refrain to avoid (Kondo voice) Kotetsu levels. He's offended for Kazusanosuke too though, trust him. )

*pats ur head like chinese enstars*

[hijiwanwan]

[ do u want to fuck ur own sword Heisuke... ]

Look, it's only naturally he'd know of their names if he knows Kiyomitsu. Does this really matter?

[ ARE THEY SERIOUSLY GOING TO ARGUE OVER THIS??? fuck no. Hijikata is going to give his BEST Demon Vice Commander glare(TM) at Heisuke so hopefully he won't argue back. ]

Are you done now? Heisuke.

(look of fear and confusion intensifying)

[sympathe]

( stop why are you the way that you are )

Well, I guess not, but...

( The but is soft, but it's there, even if Heisuke slackens his shoulders pretty quick under that glare. He may be dumb but please chill, Hijikata-san. )

Anyway, she's pretty capable for a woman. I don't think she should be much trouble to take care of. Is there room for her somewhere?

( A spare room? His room perhaps? ;)))) )

O _______________ O

[hijiwanwan]

[ now he can stop furrowing his eyebrows once Heisuke relaxes. HE HAS NO CHILL! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT! ]

Ah, well... She obviously can't have my room, and Souji is resting in another... I think there's two spots left.

[ and just a... comment because you know, it has been awhile since he talked to someone he actually knew from his Shinsengumi... ]

This living space is pretty small compared to what we're use to, huh? Well, it takes a bit to get use to... But just pick a room that doesn't look already lived in.

._____ .

[sympathe]

Right, okay! I'll let her know too, then.

( Ugh Hijikata... Heisuke agrees though — there's something a little odd feeling after all this time, about sharing such a small space with so few people. )

At least it's not gonna get lonely around here. I was told that apparently this place likes us, so it might be too small after a while, don't you think, Hijikata-san?

( Because you can't put him in the TB room when the rest of their Shinsengumi get here to complete the set. You can't make him!! )

ugh mr krab voice: dont stare at me with them big ol eyes heisuke: . _ .

[hijiwanwan]

[ they're more accustomed to a big HQ with lots of soldiers! Hijikata did get use to this way of living during the 4 months he's been here, but...

well, he's just... trying to strike up a conversation maybe... don't judge him okay? he's bad at talking with people, this is kind of awkward for him actually. ]

Guess you're right about that.

[ he's so right about that. ] Does it? I'm not sure about that.

[ if he means by CERES likes bringing 'gumis, then yes. but CERES almost NEVER brings his 'gumis! looks like Hijikata got lucky this time around.

damn, true. why won't Heisuke just accept TB into his life? ]

Huh... Right... We'd just have to get another floor, I think. It shouldn't be a problem, so nothing to worry about. As of right now, just focus on making this your home. [ er, wait that sounds weird doesn't it...

THIS IS WHY HE CAN'T DO SMALL TALK. ]

Well, you know what I mean. Don't go around breaking things. I know this place has some weird, new things but I don't want to pay for them.

O_______ O

[sympathe]

I heard there's three Souji-kuns and two of me, so it likes us at least.

( Because he's the most popular member, perhaps? ;) But really, it'd be nice if there were one more Sano and one more Shin-san, because apparently those that are here aren't even theirs? Damn...

In the meantime, he's gonna make a face at Hijikata, and then he's going to look around the apartment and make a face at the appliances. The Face is kind of puzzled but mostly it's called that because it just makes him look stupid.

Ignoring Hijikata's total awkwardness: ) Oh, yeah, I saw that! What are all of these supposed to do, anyway?

( He'll start by taking a few steps over to the fridge, opening up the freezer so the cool air can rush out as soon as he does.

It's... actually kind of nice and cool? There's food in here. )

DONT STARE AT ME WITH DEM BIG OL EYES

[hijiwanwan]

That's just something you end up getting use to.

[ yeaaah you keep telling yourself that, Heisuke. ]

Oh, that's the refrigerator - it keeps food cold... Basically.

[ shrug. ] Easier than using salt, you know?

8)

[sympathe]

Yeah? Have you met the other me, Hijikata-san?

( This Heisuke's definitely the better looking one, right? Though he doesn't know how anybody could live with three Souji's. Anyway he just kind of leaves the fridge door open as he moves on because lots of cold is coming from there? It's fine. Next up is the microwave. )

That's convenient then, huh? What about this one?

u just unleashed war onto my inbox

[hijiwanwan]

Yep. Shorter than you, but both of you have some similarities. Though, we only talked for a short time...

[ then, quickly: ] Don't just leave it open! It'll waste electricity.

[ NOT THAT THEY PAY FOR IT, just rent BUT STILL!!!

SIIIGH... ]

It heats up food, so if something you're eating has gotten cold you can just warm it up again.

WHY IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS WAR WITH YOU

[sympathe]

( Ohoho! There it is! His big win! Two inches of height awarded to the small gumi, Heisuke. What more could he ask for? Though that quick tone sounds sharp to him, so he's quick to turn around and look, even if his expression's pretty confused when he does. )

Oh, yeah! Got it. I guess that's bad, then?

( Just how thoroughly are electricity and electricity bills (which they don't have to pay) explained in the powerpoint. )

Really? ( There goes the fridge door! All shut! Nothing to worry about. ) It doesn't look like you can stick anything in that one, though.

( He's skipping the stove this time, and just peeking around into the living room now. If Hijikata gives him a minute to specify what he's talking about, he'll even start seeing if there's some way to open the TV up as he checks it out. )

AAAAAAAA ITS WAR

[hijiwanwan]

Well. Yes. Also the food can spoil and make the house cold.

[ they don't want bad food!

Hijikata feels like he's following a toddler around, but... it's Heisuke so... ]

Ah. It's not for food. [ he rubs the side of his head, and then goes to pick up the remote... and flips the TV on. Right now it's on... CYBuddy planet... ]

I guess it's for... Entertainment? I don't know, I never use it.

[sympathe]

( Toddler, Gumi, same thing? Anyway, the more Hijikata tells him about these things now the less likely he is to cause any casualties to these electronics, so he should be grateful for all these questions! OH NO... What a cute channel though? Heisuke starts a little when it starts BLARING at him with high volume, but then a cat walks across the screen and all is okay. )

You don't? I thought you would have figured something like this out by now, Hijikata-san. ( But then again, it's not like Hiji even takes time to sleep and eat, never mind "entertainment". ) There's nothing really in here, right?

( Tap, tap, the screen just to make sure. )

[hijiwanwan]

Nope. Too busy.

[ in between three jobs? distracting himself with desk work? writing poetry??? going to the dojo??? spending time with Ume... yep.

speaking of which where is that dog...

look, she's trotting out of one of the rooms and is going to greet Heisuke excitedly while Heisuke and Hijikata were talking and ignoring Ume it looked like she left to take a quick puppy nap. BUT NOW SHE'S BACK AND WILL TRY TO GET THE ATTENTION SHE DESERVES...

meanwhile, Hijikata is just... still talking - ]

They're just moving pictures, you know... Suppose to give you something to watch when you're bored? Something like that. You use this thing [ holds up remote! ] to visit other 'channels' because there's apparently a lot of genres...

So I've heard.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAG YOUR INBOX IF YOU REPLY SO QUICKLY!

[sympathe]

Hmm, so as long as I click around on that, it'll be fine? I wonder if there's anything else...

( So he's heard sounds more like this is a guilty pleasure or a dirty site he's embarrassed to admit to having gone to before but okay, Hijikata, Okay. It's lucky he's as boring as he is because even Heisuke's not gonna doubt that pretty much the only "entertainment" Hijikata allows himself is (forcing) bringing people out to drink with him.

HOWEVER, the puppy that's just walked into the room has like, ten times the importance of a TV. Maybe twenty. She's a really cute puppy. Heisuke's gonna raise a brow, and then he's going to shoot a very surprised look at Hijikata, and then he's going to pick her up. Because honestly how can you resist? )

You didn't tell me there was a dog here, Hijikata-san! Whose is it?

( Vice Commander is too strict for small and soft, fluffy animals like this. )

gives u another tag

[hijiwanwan]

There's an up button and a down button. It's not too hard.

[ LOOK... HIJIKATA DOESN'T WATCH TV??? It's Tsurumaru. okay. okay.

Ume's so happy to finally get some attention though! she's going to wiggle in Heisuke's hands and try to lick him.

meanwhile... Hijikata just... places a hand over his mouth and just -- drags it down his face. how embarrassing, ]

It's... Mine. It was a gift, I guess... [ internal screaming. ]

touches inbox.....

[sympathe]

( Listen, Hijikata, theres TWO up buttons and TWO down buttons and you're going to regret this when you wake up to VOLUME: 100 in the middle of the night because Heisuke wanted to change the channel.

This dog can be regretted by nobody though, and her energy makes Heisuke grin. )

Yours? Really? I never would have guessed Hijikata-san would have a dog like this!

( SHE'S SO CUTE? GOOD? PURE? Everything Hijikata is not? )

*takes out knife* WAR

[hijiwanwan]

[ he waves a hand flippantly. ]

It wasn't even my idea. It was... A surprise, or something. I couldn't say no or just give her back, you know.

[ and... he runs a hand through his bangs. ]

But don't mistreat her, you got that?

[ SHE'S A PART OF THE FAMILY!!! ]

why are you so VIOLENT!

[sympathe]

Were you really that lonely without us, Hijikata-san? Who got it for you?

( He must have needed something to take care of in his toddlers stead, but Heisuke looks pretty offended by that last bit? )

Who do you think I am? I'm not interested in doing that kind of thing, besides, look — she likes me!

( As long as she does anything other than snap at his nose he's going to think so? A pure and good ball of fluff. )

*STABS UR INBOX* AAAAA

[hijiwanwan]

[ that comment makes Hijikata furrows his eyebrows. NO!!! IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS LONELY OR ANYTHING!!! HE DIDN'T MISS ANY OF YOU GUYS. UGH! ]

That's none of your business, don't make unnecessary comments like that or I'll cut off your tongue.

[ sorry. ]

It was Tsurumaru's idea, I didn't agree but he didn't listen. But it's cruel to just... Hand it back over to the pound, so... [ AAA HE JUST SIGHS AGAIN... HE'S TIRED.. ]

STOP HURTING ME!!!!

[sympathe]

( OOHH HIJIKATA PLEASE CHILL OUT, Heisuke straighten and bristle because honestly, why? He didn't even think it was that bad! )

Ah — right, Hijikata-san! Does that comment really warrant that kind of threat though?

( New info, though! He really shouldn't be surprised by the name. )

So Tsurumaru-san is the kind of guy who likes these? Well, I guess he looks pretty fluffy.

( They match! But Ume has been captive in his grip for long enough, so he'll set her on the ground to be free. )

Does she have a name?

die die die

[hijiwanwan]

[ YES, IT WARRANTS THAT THREAD!!! HE'S NOT LONELY... NOOOOO HE'S NOT AT ALLLLL...

so they'll just move on... ]

Apparently.

He's so... ... Whimsical, if I have to describe it. Unpredictable. Surprising.

[ shrug--

a name... ]

. . . . . . . Ume.