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estoria2016-05-24 12:25 am
hijiwanwan) wrote in estoria2016-05-24 12:25 am
[closed] Absolutely No You-Know-What @weaponnames
Who: Hijikata (hijiwanwan) Tsurumaru (gravesite) Nero (rosaichthys) Heisuke (sympathe) Caramia (caraminya) Mikazuki (meniscus) and Souji (laundryjealousy)
What: Heisuke what the hell did you do NOW (he brought people home. that's what).
When: Post intro log (IC: 7/8)
Where: Hijikata's apartment
Warnings: Hijikata might yell? (PG)
Where did all these people come from... Well, anyway! Hijikata dragged his comrades back to his house, but it looks like some other surprises came along the way!?
A log for all the new and not-so new people (various visitors too) to get situated!
hijiwanwan) Tsurumaru (gravesite) Nero (rosaichthys) Heisuke (sympathe) Caramia (caraminya) Mikazuki (meniscus) and Souji (laundryjealousy)What: Heisuke what the hell did you do NOW (he brought people home. that's what).
When: Post intro log (IC: 7/8)
Where: Hijikata's apartment
Warnings: Hijikata might yell? (PG)
Where did all these people come from... Well, anyway! Hijikata dragged his comrades back to his house, but it looks like some other surprises came along the way!?
A log for all the new and not-so new people (various visitors too) to get situated!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAG YOUR INBOX IF YOU REPLY SO QUICKLY!
( So he's heard sounds more like this is a guilty pleasure or a dirty site he's embarrassed to admit to having gone to before but okay, Hijikata, Okay. It's lucky he's as boring as he is because even Heisuke's not gonna doubt that pretty much the only "entertainment" Hijikata allows himself is (forcing) bringing people out to drink with him.
HOWEVER, the puppy that's just walked into the room has like, ten times the importance of a TV. Maybe twenty. She's a really cute puppy. Heisuke's gonna raise a brow, and then he's going to shoot a very surprised look at Hijikata, and then he's going to pick her up. Because honestly how can you resist? )
You didn't tell me there was a dog here, Hijikata-san! Whose is it?
( Vice Commander is too strict for small and soft, fluffy animals like this. )
gives u another tag
[ LOOK... HIJIKATA DOESN'T WATCH TV??? It's Tsurumaru. okay. okay.
Ume's so happy to finally get some attention though! she's going to wiggle in Heisuke's hands and try to lick him.
meanwhile... Hijikata just... places a hand over his mouth and just -- drags it down his face. how embarrassing, ]
It's... Mine. It was a gift, I guess... [ internal screaming. ]
touches inbox.....
This dog can be regretted by nobody though, and her energy makes Heisuke grin. )
Yours? Really? I never would have guessed Hijikata-san would have a dog like this!
( SHE'S SO CUTE? GOOD? PURE? Everything Hijikata is not? )
*takes out knife* WAR
It wasn't even my idea. It was... A surprise, or something. I couldn't say no or just give her back, you know.
[ and... he runs a hand through his bangs. ]
But don't mistreat her, you got that?
[ SHE'S A PART OF THE FAMILY!!! ]
why are you so VIOLENT!
( He must have needed something to take care of in his toddlers stead, but Heisuke looks pretty offended by that last bit? )
Who do you think I am? I'm not interested in doing that kind of thing, besides, look — she likes me!
( As long as she does anything other than snap at his nose he's going to think so? A pure and good ball of fluff. )
*STABS UR INBOX* AAAAA
That's none of your business, don't make unnecessary comments like that or I'll cut off your tongue.
[ sorry. ]
It was Tsurumaru's idea, I didn't agree but he didn't listen. But it's cruel to just... Hand it back over to the pound, so... [ AAA HE JUST SIGHS AGAIN... HE'S TIRED.. ]
STOP HURTING ME!!!!
Ah — right, Hijikata-san! Does that comment really warrant that kind of threat though?
( New info, though! He really shouldn't be surprised by the name. )
So Tsurumaru-san is the kind of guy who likes these? Well, I guess he looks pretty fluffy.
( They match! But Ume has been captive in his grip for long enough, so he'll set her on the ground to be free. )
Does she have a name?
die die die
so they'll just move on... ]
Apparently.
He's so... ... Whimsical, if I have to describe it. Unpredictable. Surprising.
[ shrug--
a name... ]
. . . . . . . Ume.
heisuke is about to
( They haven't talked a lot, but you know, Tsurumaru's definitely Something alright.
He tries to hide the look of sliiiight surprise he feels at that name though, even as he raises his eyebrows.
Looks at Hiji. Looks at dog. Looks at Hiji. Looks at dog.......... )
Is ume...
( He understands. )
UGH I LAUIGHED
[ don't spill the Beans Heisuke.
. . . . .
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ]
What. . . Do you have something to say? [ if you make fun of the dog's name Heisuke, YOU'LL GET THESE HANDS. ]
ᕙ( •̀ o •́ )ᕗ.
( Because at least let him survive his first day, HIS FIRST DAY!
That doesn't mean, however, that he won't consider sharing this tidbit of information with anybody else. The people have to know, Hijikata. What an embarrassing artist he is to have named this small and pure dog after his favourite flower and "Hogyoku's" infamous poem. )
Here, come here Ume...!
( Please come back small and pure dog. )