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[hijiwanwan]

Who: Hijikata (hijiwanwan) Tsurumaru (gravesite) Nero (rosaichthys) Heisuke (sympathe) Caramia (caraminya) Mikazuki (meniscus) and Souji (laundryjealousy)
What: Heisuke what the hell did you do NOW (he brought people home. that's what).
When: Post intro log (IC: 7/8)
Where: Hijikata's apartment
Warnings: Hijikata might yell? (PG)



Where did all these people come from... Well, anyway! Hijikata dragged his comrades back to his house, but it looks like some other surprises came along the way!?

A log for all the new and not-so new people (various visitors too) to get situated!

Comments

JUST SHUT UP

[hijiwanwan]

[ Hijikata grimaces when Nero has the GALL to tell him! Hijikata! of all people! TO HEEL? ]

Show some respect to the person who is allowing you to stay here first of all. If it weren't for me I'd throw you out to the dogs.

[ Hijikata flips through the book quickly, making sure it hasn't been tampered with. then immediately puts it back down on the desk, and it better stay there. no touchies.

with a sigh, he only gives Nero a disapproving look -- his eyebrows are furrowed, and he definitely looks like he won't take anymore shit today. ]

You're... Really stupid, aren't you. I already told you, it's finished. The point of a haiku is to observe the nature around you, not make up ridiculous things with elaborate words.

[ hand wave. ]

I don't need a woman to tell me what to do with my work, anyway.

shut dont go up but my foot up your ass will

[rosaichthys]

Show respect to you? Laughable! Why should I show respect to someone who doesn't understand proper beauty and cannot finish a beautiful poem. ( listen, she takes shit from no man! ) Dogs!? Just as deplorable as that Servant Archer. Hmph, dogs mean nothing when I have battled lions and made them bow to me! A replica of Heracles if you know anything of true art.

( damn, she got so much shade that it must be dark in this room. luckily for him. ) Throwing me out to the dogs is a sad task, fight me to a duel if you wish to see who is kicked out of this home! I fight properly! ( damn say goodbye to your house hijikata but there's a purse of her lips as she shakes her head. )

It's not finished! Everything you say is so unbearably boring, by Hercules, that it's murder by monotony! ( a roll of her eyes. ) This body may be woman but that does not limit me from knowing true beauty, your mind must take in things very well if you believe that simple sentence if full bloomed!

STOP

[hijiwanwan]

I told you... It is finished. Don't make me repeat myself.

[ he furrows his eyebrows. he literally has no idea who she's talking about, so WHATEVER. ]

No. There will not be any private fights in this home, you hear me? Abide by the rules if you want to keep your life.

[ ugh... why does the conversation keep circling back to his haikus... he says this under his breath: ] I don't care if your body is a woman, you're rude, you talk back, and you're barely exciting.

Geez... [ a click of his tongue. he rubs the side of his head, irritated. ] Are you done yet?

YOU STOP!

[rosaichthys]

Umu! You speak as if I should fear you, a coward who cannot continue what they have started! Just like I told you: It is not! ( don't get her started, just like a dog when provoked; she'll continue to bark. )

Private fights? You call this private when you are the one to make a scene! ( she will handle this, raising her voice for the entirety of the house to hear. ) This shall not be private, I speak on behalf of myself that if there's a fight you want, I want ALL the people here to witness! You threaten my life but you are a fool, to call me boorish when it's your life — your mindset that can't finish a simple poem that is boorish!

( oo boi, he's gunna get his ass beat. )

Exciting!? Is that what you seek to find from me? Then I'll help you figure that out — ( the moment she's ready to summon her blade, her stomach begins to growl and halts her. if only heisuke held lots of mana but she shouldn't be reckless, she'd also hurt him if she didn't keep her cool head. ) You will not cease me, I am subdued by no man. Hmph, show me my room if this will not be it!

*knife*

[hijiwanwan]

[ this is so annoying, irritable, and her voice is grating at Hijikata's ears. so, he reaches out and grips her collar. ]

Okay, listen up you woman! [ he's practically yelling back too now... ] This is my home, and I'm the one in charge, remember that! I'm Hijikata Toshizou of the Shinsengumi, and if you're going to live under this roof then you're going to listen to my rules!

[ with a push, he lets go. then he crosses his arms with a dissatisfied huff. ]

Don't order me around, I will show you once you agree to listen to my rules. I will not take anything else other than a 'yes, sir'.

*is just a hologram*

[rosaichthys]

( how dare the fuck this man hoist her up like she ain't nobody's business but listen, she may not be able to use her sword but with her hand held right out and before she's sat down — she quickly swipes her hand against the face of hijikata toshizou of the shinsengumi and because she's a heroic spirit, that shit is going sting for days. )

Your rules mean nothing to me. Since this is your household, I will respect you but only if you respect me like you should have the moment we met. ( how do you like that slap!! huh!!! )

Hurry, I don't want to look at a man's face as aging as yours for so long. ( yes, sir my ass, take her to her room! ) And when I thought you were someone of fantastic poetry, if only you'd had finished it!