[closed] hey-- stop screaming-- do you have any cheetos

[nolongerhuman]

Who: Dazai nolongerhuman, Chuya soukoku, and Karna vasavi
What: Apartment... Break in
When: Before the interlude
Where: Chuya's apartment
Warnings: PG



[ Ah yes... what a beautiful morning. don't think Dazai DIDN'T see THE Chuya Nakahara on the chalkboard during the beach trip. HE KNOWS HE'S HERE!

but anyway, it's still pretty easy to find intel. he's been snooping around for a bit and finally got some general information where to find this shorty.

because he wants to give him a surprise!

or something like that.

but anyway, you might find him crawling through the window . . . . . . ]

Comments

[vasavi]

[ Who is this man trying to break into his Master's apartment honestly...Karna isn't having it. Lucky for Dazai, Karna isn't going to just skewer him WHERE HE STANDS but instead he'll summon (1) golden lance and just casually...

...pick up Dazai by the collar with the tip of his lance. Lowkey like a dog. ] Is there a reason you're coming in through the window and not the door? [ If he deems you A Threat, get ready to be set on fire honestly...tbh...to be Honest. ]

[soukoku]

[ listen, rude. he's probably in another room, about to begin his daily routine of drinking and then going to sleep (because he sure as hell isn't going to work), when...

... ugh. karna must've done something, because all of sudden, a lot of his energy is sapped away -- which also means, something must've happened, since the other doesn't use skills for no reason.

SO with a heavy sigh, he gets up and peeks into the other room to see what's up -- ]

Hey, did something ha -- GAH! [ he makes a sound Not Unlike someone who just choked on a whole pantheon of dicks, because that's exactly the feeling dazai inspires in him, and points at the intruder accusingly. ] -- you! What the hell are you doing here?!

[ nevermind the fact that karna is currently holding him on the tip of the oversized lance. well... that can be talked out later. ]

[nolongerhuman]

[ (dora the explorer voice) Chuya no wine, Chuya no wine.

but ah yes... being picked up like a dog... what a great greeting! he doesn't struggle or anything, just mostly look back to see who picked him up.

who could this ghost of christmas past be... ]

Ahh... This sucks, I really did find the right house... I was hoping to be greeted by a prettier face.

[ damn Chuya why u gotta EXIST! ]

I didn't know you hired a bodyguard or -- [ a DRAMATIC pause, then a gasp! ] Did you... Actually make a friend. . .!?

[vasavi]

[ squints... ]

Are you saying my Master is not pretty? [ Is that an insult??? Would Chuya be insulted???

WELL ANYWAY. Karna's not setting Dazai down anytime soon...just because they seem kind of familiar with each other doesn't mean it's safe. He's familiar with Arjuna himself and we all know how THAT goes.

The thought of Arjuna may or may not make one of his eyes glow red...there's no laser firing but Just In Case. ]

[soukoku]

I... that's not the issue here!

[ gdi, karna, get your priorities straight!!! he doesn't want dazai to call him pretty, anyway?! disgusting. ]

And that's none of your business! I have more friends than you do, for the record, considering everyone puts up with you out of pure necessity.

[ and he crosses his arms over his chest, deeming karna a good enough Temporary Dazai Hanger to not worry too much about any possible movement.

though... he really ought to dispose of dazai before he gets any stupid ideas. ]

Anyway, if we're done here... Lancer, shove him into the trashcan in the kitchen and then take him out with the empty bottles. Don't kill him, cause he'll be happy about that.

[ yes. ideal. ]