[OPEN]

[senseandcecilbility]

Who: senseandcecilbility and YOU
When: A couple of days after the interlude
Where: Somewhere close to Thistle Do Nicely, Shopping District
What: Capitalism
Rating/Warning: Nothing so far.

[With visitors constantly ruining young master’s furniture, Kevin has decided he should make some extra cash during his lunch hour...Well, from a strictly biblical standpoint, certain things are not for sale, but Master William’s needs come first. Besides, it’s not like heaven would reprimand him for this tiny little trespass.

Yeah, right.

And so if you walk a couple blocks away from Thistle Do Nicely, you may find a very faithful butler -white kid gloves and all - sitting by what looks very much like a lemonade stand, but claims to be selling something else entirely: ]


Will Perform Exorcism on your Beloved One for Ten Credits.


[It is such a nice, well-calligraphed sign. You may even miss the tiny warnings in the corner:

-No reimbursement for trauma, maiming, coma, death or public nudity.
-In case of death, will perform funeral for five credits.

Comments

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Yeah...I get your concern. Trust me. That's why I've spent every day of my life making sure my power is in check. I don't strain myself. I don't push my limitations. I just live as a normal man.

Besides, I've got too much to do in life to just throw it all away. And heaven or wherever I end up doesn't sound all that appealing.

[bardromh]

[ Perhaps people could go without knowing about the cannibalism so it might be just as well that he didn't add it. ]

Demons? There are various kinds, yes? [ Or he has gathered as much from how many people he has met out of his own world. ] Is there no way to prevent those things from happening?

[senseandcecilbility]

But sir, we have beautiful weather, mathematics and the music is simply breathtaking!

[Alas, hell always gets the best cooks. ]

[senseandcecilbility]

[Okay, maybe he is pouting a little. God has always favored humans over angels. It's such a pain.]

...If you say so, my Lord.

[senseandcecilbility]

[He ruffles his hair.]

That would upset Master William quite terribly. Besides, even if you are possessed, it seems that you are better at taking care of young master than other impure lowlifes who have approached him.

[That is supposed to be a praise.]

However, there is always a chance that you would survive the procedure. And wouldn't that be wonderful?

[senseandcecilbility]

But of course, sir! One must keep their hearts pure no matter what and never lose their faith in God.

[This is a war demons cannot win!]

Thus if you ever feel like undressing in public, I suggest you to pray as hard as you can until the sinful desire goes away.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[Now, a more tactful and respectful person would politely decline. Maybe he would find a way to disengage and be on his merry way.]

[Darin is not a tactful person. He's got a chip on his shoulder about Celestials and Archfiends and he also has no qualms about making it known. He's also had his greatest secret revealed to a perfect stranger. He's not in a tactful mood.]

Heaven sounds like a load, if you ask me.

[Classy.]

[belfire]

[Judging by the deeply apprehensive expression on Kaz's face, he didn't think it'd be wonderful at all. The chances of him surviving a Bel extraction were slim to none, and would most likely instead result in a very angry demon god rampaging about the place, him dead in a ditch somewhere, with Kevin flinging thunderbolts everywhere trying to smite it. It'd be chaos. His corpse would be buried in ipossible debt for collateral damage for eternity.

In short, rocks fall everyone dies. The end]

Impossible, more like. [he sighed and lowered his pastry box shield to pop the lid up. Mmm, yummy eclairs...] Besides, I think my exorcism is a little above your skill level. S'like... trying to disarm a nuke when you're not even a bomb expert, or whatever.

[Like, if even God couldn't successfully banish Bel, then Kaz doubted one of his angels would have any more luck. Doubted anyone else would be able to do it, unless they did what he had to for Amane- linking up directly to her mind via the COMP and uprooting the demonic presence that way - but no one except himself had a COMP so it wouldn't work anyways. Sigh. It was such a depressing thing to think about, being stuck with that mental freeloader for the rest of eternity. God seriously owed him]

[bardromh]

God...? Ah, right, there are worlds where there are such concepts...

[ His world has no God, but he's heard a lot about them since he left it. He can't, personally, see the allure of it, but maybe it's because he has heard about the wars waged in the names of different Gods and such things. There are enough wars already. ]

Technically there is nothing sinful in wanting to undress in public. I would say it's more rude toward those that may be near.

[senseandcecilbility]

[Now, young man, as doomed as you are, you just don't go about offending Kevin's home and family like that.]

Sir, if you do not leave in ten seconds, I will punish you.

[He starts counting, sounding very serious indeed:]

Ten, nine, eight, five...

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Uh...hey there, friend...

You...ah...you skipped a few numbers.

You know? My friends seven and six? Those guys?

They're feeling a bit left out.

You should start over.

[Backing away.]

[senseandcecilbility]

[He leans forward and deadpans:]

...Three.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[And he jumps back and yelps!]

FOUR!! YOU FORGOT FOUR!!

AS IN FOUR-GIVENESS!!! ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT?!?!

[senseandcecilbility]

[Sorry, little human. Forgiveness is another angel's department.

And he has been so patient.]

ONE.

[Kevin jumps over the stand, hands ready to grab an infidel. Turns out the dorkish butler is quite nimble. ]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[And Darin takes one leap backward and lands about ten feet away. For a giant meathead, Darin's pretty nimble too. He's already reaching around his back for his dao when he stops himself.]

[He throws his arms up in front of him.]

Okay, okay! I get it! I'm sorry! I'm sure Heaven is awesome! I bet it's got like...bars that are open twenty four seven and everyone gets a puppy!

[senseandcecilbility]

[He stops and frowns and points his gloved finger at him.]

That took you forever!

...Besides, heaven doesn't have bars.

[He sounds kind of disappointed, really. As for the puppies, what is the point of spoiling the surprising?]