[OPEN]

[senseandcecilbility]

Who: senseandcecilbility and YOU
When: A couple of days after the interlude
Where: Somewhere close to Thistle Do Nicely, Shopping District
What: Capitalism
Rating/Warning: Nothing so far.

[With visitors constantly ruining young master’s furniture, Kevin has decided he should make some extra cash during his lunch hour...Well, from a strictly biblical standpoint, certain things are not for sale, but Master William’s needs come first. Besides, it’s not like heaven would reprimand him for this tiny little trespass.

Yeah, right.

And so if you walk a couple blocks away from Thistle Do Nicely, you may find a very faithful butler -white kid gloves and all - sitting by what looks very much like a lemonade stand, but claims to be selling something else entirely: ]


Will Perform Exorcism on your Beloved One for Ten Credits.


[It is such a nice, well-calligraphed sign. You may even miss the tiny warnings in the corner:

-No reimbursement for trauma, maiming, coma, death or public nudity.
-In case of death, will perform funeral for five credits.

Comments

[notsolomon]

[It's lunch time for William, so he's decided to see if Kevin might be available to go out with him to grab a bite. It's a nice day and he's in high spirits until William sees his butler. Sitting at that little stand. With that little sign.

Truth be told, William had originally believe that exorcisms and the like were scams, or at best the delusions of the idiotic church. That had changed after William's near death experience at the hands of an actual exorcist. So now he accepted that such things existed, with a healthy sense of caution thrown in.

So he had to take a few moments to muster himself before speaking to Kevin.]

This is new. Are you taking on another job?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[Darin was just on his way back to work from lunch when he passes the little stall.]

[Which...makes him stop cold.]

[And maybe grow a little pale.]

E...Exorcism...huh?

Are uh...Are ghosts a...y'know...?

A..big problem..?

[theshiningone]

[Now you know what this means? An intervention of the divine kind. Hiro was floating above Kevin and his little stand there. This felt like a good time for him to goof off with his Administrative Authority...

So what he does is hold his hand out and manipulate the Gravity Factor to make the stand start shaking a little like a small quake was happening. Then Hiro puts on his best booming omnipotent voice as... Well, he was technically God on his side of the woods.]

The desire for money is a sin, my child.

[belfire]

[Kazuya was just strolling by, minding his own business, pastry box in his arms, when a familiar 'ping' drew his attention to-]

...

[-that sign. After staring at the innocent looking angel sitting at his Exorcism For Sale booth for an uncomfortably long minute, Kaz tentatively approached (against his better judgement). He was just... morbidly curious. How the hell did exorcisms cause nudity?]

Uh, hey, Kevvy. Whatcha doin' there?

[bardromh]

[ Exorcism... That would have been so useful during the time when people were possessed in the old apartment building in Haven...

Well, you can't dwell too much on the past. ]

That's quite some warnings... Has those things happened many times before, sir?