estoria | [OPEN] you're just an accident waiting to happen

Who:

feytality & you!!! You??
When: 7/15 - some time after the interludes
Where: AROUND
What: Hey look, we have a Vanellope Von Schweetz!!! In other words: after her fun Interlude trip and even funner glitching to the Nexus Code, Maya's sick (rimshot) of all this buggy software.
Rating/Warning: Warning: Contains Maya.

phase i - shop till you drop;

[The Shopping District's a pretty busy place, right? People are always moving around, talking, buying things-- Surely, no one's going to notice if a girl just glitches and appears out of thin air, right?]

[Wait, that is the kind of thing people might notice? Oops!]

[Well, in any case, this glitch is quickly identified to be an odd-looking teenaged girl - that is to say, Maya, and upon appearing, she pretty much just crumples to the ground]

[Except-- aside from pulling herself up to a sitting position, she doesn't seem to be making any efforts to get up or talk to anyone. In fact, she looks.... upset? Wow, is that even possible???]

[So your options here are: check this weird scene out, keep walking, throw something at her, or any other option. Be creative!!]

phase ii - catch me if you can;

[Well, you're minding your own business! Trying to get wherever you're going!! HARK, there is a small teenage girl, directly in your path.]

Okay, Maya, one foot after the other.... two feet after the other... three feet after.... wait, that doesn't make sense.

[She's coming towards you! If you don't move fast, she's going to crash directly into you, or topple over and take you down with her]

Woah....!

[If you do move fast, then enjoy watching her fall on her face. Again. If not, then:]

S...Sorry....

phase iii - speaking of watch your step;

[On that note, there's another option. You, once again, are trying to conduct your business, getting home, checking on your friends, trying to go somewhere, whatever. But down, on the ground, is said weirdo teenage girl, and she appears to be crawling very slowly... on her hands and knees, in some direction. Okay. That's all fine and weird, but every so often, she freezes up, her eyes widen, and then she reaches for whatever's closest (which is probably your ankle, but can be: bench, a cleaning robo, or... anything else, really) as if trying to put her hand through it.]

[Obviously, this does not work out for her, because these things are all solid objects]

....I shouldn't have done that.

[NO SHIT, MAYA.]

phase iv - butt-dialing?? we just don't know;

[And the final option: you are getting a call on your CeresVice!! It's from Maya. But the thing is, she absolutely didn't mean to call you. In fact, she might not even know who you are and vice versa. But there is a call! From her!!]

Um..... Is this Mosley?

[No it isn't]

[(Unless Mosley tags this)]

wildcard;

[Got something else in mind? Hit me up! Just keep in mind that she's extremely dizzy... among other things]

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I'm afriaaaad... it's not.

Sorry!

---What? Are you sure? You kinda sound like him...

[Apparently....?]

Really?

[MAYA...]

Is Mosley secretly a woman?

You never know what's lurking behind that bowtie! Maybe he's two women in a suit!

[but she's listening to Honey Lemon's voice intently now]

Okay, repeat after me: Dang nabbit, I'm Public Relations, not Customer Service!

[a very legit phrase that Mosley would say]

Okay. I can repeat that, but is that really a surefire way to determine I'm Mosley?

Plus...

[Honey switches over to video now.]

I don't even wear bowties. My friend Wasabi likes them though!

Edited 2016-06-24 17:58 (UTC)

[Unbenownst to Honey Lemon, Maya is squinting intensely at the video... she'd switch to video too to be polite, but her grasp on technology sucks at the best of times.]

Weeeell... you are a lot prettier than he is. And taller.

[she gasps, suddenly]

But what if that's all part of the plan?!

Aww. Thank you~

[She sighs, shaking her head, a tiny smile forming on her lips. Honey couldn't help but be reminded of her friend Freddie back home. Like what she is seeing from Maya right now, once Fred gets an idea about something (hello, invisible sandwich?), nothing in the world will convince him otherwise.]

Okay, it could be. But that would indicate that I would have a lot of knowledge about you, everyone and everything that goes on in this colony. Which, unfortunately, I don't.

I haven't even seen all of the colony. Not even the Pleasure District!

[She is side eying the coupons she got for it though...]

I swear to you that I'm not part of the people in charge here. I'm pretty lost, actually [Which is a feeling she does not like.] And all I can do right now is live my life as normal as it could be in this place and move forward.

So. [Honey shrugs.] Yeah.

Edited (html hates me) 2016-07-04 06:44 (UTC)

[Maya squints carefully at the image.... evaluating..... then seems to finally decide:]

Well, you're not wearing a bowtie....

[So maybe she's innocent of being Mosley after all? Well, Maya's got her eye on you]

What do you mean, lost? Did you get stuck somewhere...?

Nope! [Does she really look that suspicious? orz]

Well, "lost" in a figurative sense. I just... like to be able to know all of the facts, you know? [Because she has never been in dark like this. Chemistry made sense. It helped her understand the world better at least in San Fransokyo. Here? It was as if she was going into this blind. As much as she doesn't let it get to her, it was still a scary thing for Honey Lemon.]

That's probably the scientist in me talking.

[OPEN] you're just an accident waiting to happen

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/Looks into the camera like in the Office XD

I'm so sorry for her

It's okay XD Maya is actually reminding Honey Lemon of Fred rn.

omfg i'm dying

Maya and Fred CR would be awesome and horrible at the same time XD