[OPEN] you're just an accident waiting to happen

[feytality]

Who: feytality & you!!! You??
When: 7/15 - some time after the interludes
Where: AROUND
What: Hey look, we have a Vanellope Von Schweetz!!! In other words: after her fun Interlude trip and even funner glitching to the Nexus Code, Maya's sick (rimshot) of all this buggy software.
Rating/Warning: Warning: Contains Maya.

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phase i - shop till you drop;

[The Shopping District's a pretty busy place, right? People are always moving around, talking, buying things-- Surely, no one's going to notice if a girl just glitches and appears out of thin air, right?]

[Wait, that is the kind of thing people might notice? Oops!]

[Well, in any case, this glitch is quickly identified to be an odd-looking teenaged girl - that is to say, Maya, and upon appearing, she pretty much just crumples to the ground]

[Except-- aside from pulling herself up to a sitting position, she doesn't seem to be making any efforts to get up or talk to anyone. In fact, she looks.... upset? Wow, is that even possible???]

[So your options here are: check this weird scene out, keep walking, throw something at her, or any other option. Be creative!!]

phase ii - catch me if you can;

[Well, you're minding your own business! Trying to get wherever you're going!! HARK, there is a small teenage girl, directly in your path.]

Okay, Maya, one foot after the other.... two feet after the other... three feet after.... wait, that doesn't make sense.

[She's coming towards you! If you don't move fast, she's going to crash directly into you, or topple over and take you down with her]

Woah....!

[If you do move fast, then enjoy watching her fall on her face. Again. If not, then:]

S...Sorry....

phase iii - speaking of watch your step;

[On that note, there's another option. You, once again, are trying to conduct your business, getting home, checking on your friends, trying to go somewhere, whatever. But down, on the ground, is said weirdo teenage girl, and she appears to be crawling very slowly... on her hands and knees, in some direction. Okay. That's all fine and weird, but every so often, she freezes up, her eyes widen, and then she reaches for whatever's closest (which is probably your ankle, but can be: bench, a cleaning robo, or... anything else, really) as if trying to put her hand through it.]

[Obviously, this does not work out for her, because these things are all solid objects]

....I shouldn't have done that.

[NO SHIT, MAYA.]

phase iv - butt-dialing?? we just don't know;

[And the final option: you are getting a call on your CeresVice!! It's from Maya. But the thing is, she absolutely didn't mean to call you. In fact, she might not even know who you are and vice versa. But there is a call! From her!!]

Um..... Is this Mosley?

[No it isn't]

[(Unless Mosley tags this)]

wildcard;

[Got something else in mind? Hit me up! Just keep in mind that she's extremely dizzy... among other things]

Comments

[splashdamage]

[ should he sugar-coat this or not? ]

Not at all, I'm afraid.

[ nope. best be blunt, lest he give her the impression she can crawl all the way to the apartments, which would take hours in a best-case scenario.

kakyoin's not smiling back, but he does mostly just look concerned now, instead of confused. ]

Would you like me to contact someone for you? It may be best if someone were to help you get to your apartment. You've still got quite a ways to go.

[feytality]

Oh... rats. This ground seemed apartment-y....

[Because apparently, that's a thing that ground can can be.]

[Anyway, it looks like despite her smiling (at the most appropriate moment- what better time to smile than when crawling on the ground like a weirdo) didn't assure him at all. Huh!! How strange.]

N... No... that's fine. I don't want to trouble anyone. I'm just... wobbly, I can make it.

[okay that doesn't even sound convincing to her ears]

[splashdamage]

[ yeaaaaah that's pretty hard to buy.

lips pursed, kakyoin considers what to say for a moment. whatever her reason, it seems like she's determined to make it home without alerting people she knows. ]

... I'm headed back towards the apartments myself. Would you like me to get you started in the right direction?

[ and then, before she can immediately say no, he adds, ]

Or at the very least, please let me get you to a bench until you're feeling a little better. I can't imagine it's very safe for you to stay on the ground for too long.

[feytality]

[even Maya thinks she's pushing it on this one.]

Well, I...

[Yeah, this is getting her nowhere fast. If she's concerning complete strangers with strange hair, maybe it's time to stop being stubborn.]

If it's not too much trouble. Just don't turn into code or anything, okay?

[That is apparently a risk here]