[OPEN] you're just an accident waiting to happen

[feytality]

Who: feytality & you!!! You??
When: 7/15 - some time after the interludes
Where: AROUND
What: Hey look, we have a Vanellope Von Schweetz!!! In other words: after her fun Interlude trip and even funner glitching to the Nexus Code, Maya's sick (rimshot) of all this buggy software.
Rating/Warning: Warning: Contains Maya.

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phase i - shop till you drop;

[The Shopping District's a pretty busy place, right? People are always moving around, talking, buying things-- Surely, no one's going to notice if a girl just glitches and appears out of thin air, right?]

[Wait, that is the kind of thing people might notice? Oops!]

[Well, in any case, this glitch is quickly identified to be an odd-looking teenaged girl - that is to say, Maya, and upon appearing, she pretty much just crumples to the ground]

[Except-- aside from pulling herself up to a sitting position, she doesn't seem to be making any efforts to get up or talk to anyone. In fact, she looks.... upset? Wow, is that even possible???]

[So your options here are: check this weird scene out, keep walking, throw something at her, or any other option. Be creative!!]

phase ii - catch me if you can;

[Well, you're minding your own business! Trying to get wherever you're going!! HARK, there is a small teenage girl, directly in your path.]

Okay, Maya, one foot after the other.... two feet after the other... three feet after.... wait, that doesn't make sense.

[She's coming towards you! If you don't move fast, she's going to crash directly into you, or topple over and take you down with her]

Woah....!

[If you do move fast, then enjoy watching her fall on her face. Again. If not, then:]

S...Sorry....

phase iii - speaking of watch your step;

[On that note, there's another option. You, once again, are trying to conduct your business, getting home, checking on your friends, trying to go somewhere, whatever. But down, on the ground, is said weirdo teenage girl, and she appears to be crawling very slowly... on her hands and knees, in some direction. Okay. That's all fine and weird, but every so often, she freezes up, her eyes widen, and then she reaches for whatever's closest (which is probably your ankle, but can be: bench, a cleaning robo, or... anything else, really) as if trying to put her hand through it.]

[Obviously, this does not work out for her, because these things are all solid objects]

....I shouldn't have done that.

[NO SHIT, MAYA.]

phase iv - butt-dialing?? we just don't know;

[And the final option: you are getting a call on your CeresVice!! It's from Maya. But the thing is, she absolutely didn't mean to call you. In fact, she might not even know who you are and vice versa. But there is a call! From her!!]

Um..... Is this Mosley?

[No it isn't]

[(Unless Mosley tags this)]

wildcard;

[Got something else in mind? Hit me up! Just keep in mind that she's extremely dizzy... among other things]

Comments

[unpreparer]

I never claimed to be acquaintances with these creatures, either. My allies would simply kill you, they do not feast on humans.

[Scowl intensifies.]

If it had merely been carrying them, or even killing them, doing so would be easy, but my wings are meant to carry my weight alone, and even then remaining airborne takes a fair amount of effort. I am an elf, not a bird. I am not meant to be taking passengers.

[feytality]

I think you should make some non-zombie friends, Mr. Illidan.

[just saying. Anyway, she still feels dizzy, so she's going to start wobbling away from him and closer to something she can lean on.]

Weelll... if it's not about how heavy they are, they probably aren't that heavy. But you managed it in the end, right?

[unpreparer]

I ally myself with the Naga and Blood Elves, not the undead.

[Illidan watches her wobble away, and has an internal argument about whether or not he should just let her go fall over somewhere else or not. It all came down to what was more annoying, having to deal with her slow walking and falling, or making physical contact with something he wasn't trying to kill.

In the end he opted to just deal with the physical contact. He followed her for a moment, then picked her up by the middle, tucked her under his arm, and just started walking. He'd drop her off somewhere humans live. She'd probably wind up fine.]

Yes we managed, thanks to me.