[open] TIME TO GET SWOLE

[emotive]

Who: emotive & hoasen and ANYONE who wants to hop in!
When: IC: 8/11 | OOC: 7/22
Where: THE MACHO CAFE
What: It's a mingle log! Appliances and machines aren't working as they should, Vietnam and Ai Thao have turned to the Macho Cafe to use their STRONGER and BETTER kitchen. And then they ended up with muscular volunteers because they couldn't say no. Vietnamese chicken porridge for all plus a few fun games from the scary dreamy muscled employees!
Rating/Warning: Really strong, muscular waiters, a lot of food.

[ It was about that time again where Ai Thao and Vietnam wanted to share their culinary passion with the rest of Cerealia. Since their pho dinner went pretty well last time and there's yet another influx of new arrivals, they wanted to cater to them again! Problem is... The usual equipment sure hasn't been heating up or chilling their food well. But that problem seems to have been solved.

If you pass by the Macho Cafe, there seems to be a fun event going on involving a delicious special on chicken rice porridge (free bowl for every customer including new arrivals). The savory aroma wafts throughout the cafe and out of the door hopefully enticing new customers.

You'll probably spot Ai Thao and/or Vietnam walking around the tables taking away plates and asking how the food is and totally not staring/looking away at the masculine workers nope. There's a bit more to do here other than get free food though.

Ai, here waves cheerfully at new people who come inside. ]

Hello! Please come in and enjoy yourself! Um, we should have more seats than we do at the Sanctuary and there will definitely plenty of chao ga to pass around.

Oh, and I think one of the guys might have set up some games? They were really excited about it...

[ Looks like there's more to do than meets the eye!

a. EAT AND DRINK

Sit down, have a drink, and free chicken porridge. The muscular workforce is all too eager to pull you into a chair thrust a bowl at you, oops, hope some hot porridge didn't spill on you?! Other then that, you might be seated across from someone you know, your best frienor someone completely new! Chat it up, see if you can make heads and tails of Cerealia if you're new, or discuss Athena's Timeline Document. It's more fun over food after all.

b. MO' FOOD MO' PROBLEMS

There is a humongous bowl of steaming hot porridge sitting menacingly at the biggest table. In fact, it's so big, it nearly takes up the whole table, it might as well be a huge pot. There's a sign in front of it:

"FINISH IN 1 HOUR!!
GRAND PRIZE: 350 CREDITS!"
Ai Thao Kha is banned from the contest

c. DEM GUNS

Here's another sign at another table! With a lot of the handsome muscular men who flex at you as if daring you to come close!

"ARM WRESTLING.
DEFEAT ONE OF OUR SERVERS.
BEST 2 of 3
FREE CHICKEN SALAD."

So do you dare for the chicken salad!? ]

((ooc: MINGLE POST. Feel free to make a top level and tag each others threads!))

Comments

[tetherbell]

What? You said I could!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I genuinely can't tell if this is for real or if you're just screwing with me.

[tetherbell]

You said you'd get used to it. So get used to it.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I look stupid though!

It's like I'm wearing a pretty, talking hat!

[tetherbell]

No, you look like you're wearing a pretty, talking girl.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

How is that any better?!

[tetherbell]

See, there you go again. You and your problem with girls.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I don't have a problem with girls!

What the hell do I have to do to prove that?!

[tetherbell]

Stop acting like you do?

You don't want me touching you, or breathing on you, or even in your line of sight. It seems like being too aware I exist is giving you hives.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I'm not used to people being this clingy. That's all it is. You're like a floating cat. You're draped all over me.

[He wouldn't care if it was a cat. Instead it's a hot floating woman. This is much much different.]

It's just...I mean...

[He's trying to say it's scandalous.]

[tetherbell]

Well, you know when cats are at their most affectionate?

When they want to be fed.

[In total disregard to his awkwardness, she reaches down and pokes his cheek.] You still haven't won me my free dinner!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

...This is why I'm a dog person.

[He huffs and wanders over to the nearest burly waiter.]

Alright, set 'em up.

[With little to no ceremony, and even less effort, he brings his arm down so hard his opponent does a literal barrel roll in mid air before hitting the ground. Without even bothering for a 'two out of three' some food is brought out.]

Here, knock yourself out.

[tetherbell]

If I wanted to do that, I'd be arm-wrestling you, too!

How about we eat together? You haven't enjoyed any of your other dish!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[That first comment draws his attention.]

Wait wait wait...you actually think you could beat me at arm wrestling?

[He snorts.]

No way. If you could beat me at arm wrestling I'd be your personal servant for a week.

[tetherbell]

No, you said to knock myself--

... ... ...

You mean, you would do anything I ask?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Yeah sure. Not like you're going to win anyway.

[tetherbell]

Well, I suppose it's worth a shot.

[She floats up, over his head, and down in front of him.]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[He grins and moves to a table, sitting down.]

What do I get it I win, by the way?

[tetherbell]

Oh, you wanted something for winning? [Yes, she was totally just gonna let you play without anything as your prize.]

Well, let's see. What sorts of things does your heart desire?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I'm a simple guy. I don't really need anything...

Tell you what, if I win, you have to stay no closer to me than arms' length from now on.

[tetherbell]

That's all? No favors, no abuse of my powers?

That's so boring.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I don't need any favors from you and I don't even know what your powers really are!

Look, I don't usually make wagers like this! What would you ask for if you were me?

[tetherbell]

[puff-puff wait wrong series]

My powers are over traversal of space. You could at least use me for transportation.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Riding you doesn't sound very appealing.

[RUDE]

[tetherbell]

You don't have to ride me to be teleported.