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//EVENT032.EXE

Who: CERES and associated intellectual property
When: OOC: 8/01 - 8/08, IC: 8/16 - 8/19
Where: Cerealia™
What: PR really was important. Who'd have thought?
Rating/Warning: Currently none! Please let us know if the log heads into R-related territory so we can lock it!




//event032.EXE



Everything is normal today during the early hours of the morning. There's really no hint, no way of knowing, no anything that could indicate that CERES -- and thus Cerealia -- is about to irrevocably change. There would be birds chirping, if there were birds, but since there aren't any, there's just the constant sounds of a city in motion, humming with technology even that early in the morning.

And then, regardless of where you are or what you're doing or how early it is, everyone's CereVices flicker on to show a perhaps-familiar, perhaps-unfamiliar face.

Bellona Recreare, the business owner of Cerealia and CEO of CERES, stares at everyone with a flat, cold look. She doesn't seem happy.

(When is she ever?)

It has come to my attention that there has been industrial espionage and corporate sabotage in CERES' personnel. Such a thing will not be tolerated.

Due to this, Mosley's employment with CERES has been terminated. Please now direct any public relations questions to 1-800-7322934844444.


Good day.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] Bright and early, not long after that sudden announcement by Bellona, you may decide to go back to sleep, or you may decide to get up and go about your day (or you may not have woken up at all).

Either way, it doesn't matter.

Because your apartment is broken.

The entire apartment. The door is locked shut (and that sucker is solid metal so it might be time to try a window), the HOLO(gm) is flickering wildly between settings, and the blender is out for your blood. Anything technological in any way (that is CERES-brand or has been tampered with by CERES) will be malfunctioning in a way that comes across as... oddly malicious.

Now's a bad time for the late sleepers to realize that the beds, too, have auto-control tech functionality. Hope you enjoy that electroshock wake up call, or the fact that the bed could fling you totally across the room.

PHASE II

[ 10:00 ] The rest of the city isn't faring so well either.

The trains are completely out of commission; even if the doors do open, it's probably not a good idea to get on. If you do, it looks like the doors will slam shut behind you, and the train will go hurtling forward at dangerous speeds with sudden stops. Many of the shops can't be accessed at all, automated doors refusing to open, and worst of all, every single last piece of tech in Cerealia now seems to have the sole goal of Making Your Life Hard.

The Pleasure District is flooded now that the spas are broken, but hey -- at least the perfume ensures that water smells good, and it's pretty warm. That's good, right? Maybe go for a nice swim.

The CERES police bots are out of control, chasing people down to arrest them for imagined crimes (What do you mean you aren't a closet voyeur?), and heaven forbid you're around any of the auto shops when everything goes totally wrong. The auto-drive feature in many of CERES's cars seem to be a little... finicky today. It doesn't seem like anywhere in the city is exempt from this. Good luck.

And towards the end of the second day of this insanity, the train, with whatever unfortunate passengers are on it, will derail. It crashes into part of the shopping district, leveling buildings and leaving the wrecked overturn husk of a train resting there uselessly.

Suddenly, things don't seem so harmless anymore.

PHASE III

[ 11:00 ] Of course... you're CERES-owned too.

Your code, rather, is made and owned by CERES, and it's inevitable with the craziness going on that it would soon affect everyone's code as well. So as the hour approaches noon, a few unlucky souls may start to notice that things are just Not Quite Right with them. Their powers may be on the fritz, functioning entirely wrong or not at all, or even stranger -- fire powers turning into water, ice into flame, electricity brings mud. Your clothing might suddenly change when your coding glitches, or it might be gone entirely. You may suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to start singing, or frolicking. You may suddenly be wildly in love with the first person (or robot or mirror) that you see, unable to stop it until the odd glitching wears off.

And then, just like that, you're back to normal, if a bit more tired than before. How troublesome.

There are also moments where what appears to be an ID number appears on the back of your neck in glowing light blue numbers. Each of these codes is a 7 digit number, with an E at the front of the number. It appears that the longer you've been in Cerealia, the lower the number is -- like a brand of some sort. You may not be able to see it yourself with it on the back of your neck like that, but everyone else sure can.

PHASE IV

[ 16:45 ] And, just like that, on the last day of this madness, the city goes dark. The lights cut out. The technology shuts off. Every last robot in Cerealia is completely and totally down, and can no longer be booted up. Even when the lights come back on in a few hours... the robots remain dead.

Cerealia's a lot harder to function in without those handy dandy robots running the place. It's also a lot more desolate, and rather quiet.

Slowly but surely, the rest of the technology will boot itself back up towards the end of the last day. But the robots remain broken, and cannot be fixed. In fact, opening them up will reveal that nothing's wrong with them at all... they just won't wake up.

As time ticks by, it doesn't look like Bellona will address anything on the network about the events and all people are left to do now is... learn how to function again. Without any help.

BONUS

[ ??:?? ] If you were a stupid brave enough soul to log into ViViD during this time (or were unfortunately glitched there, which could happen), you will find that ViViD is in... safe mode. It's struggling to boot up, and even when you finally enter, you'll find yourself wandering through skeleton levels of half-completed scenery and incomplete quests. There are readings in the corner of each level that can be seen now, one about Energy Gain and one about Energy Loss, and just as the gain goes up the longer you are there, the loss, too, rises. At first, it's fascinating, and it isn't particularly dangerous... but then it becomes clear that you can't actually log out.

You can't exit Safe Mode at all.

Slowly, it feels as though you can breathe less and less, that the empty walls of the level are closing in on you... and there's nothing you can do. Unless you are or find a particularly genius hacker and they can access the source code and find the exit buried inside that code within the next few minutes... there's nothing to be done.

And then everything goes dark.

You'll wake up the next IC day, with those same energy readings marked on your wrist like some sort of bright blue digital tattoo. When you wake in the mornings, it will read at 100% and slowly go down during the course of the day until you sleep. It will fade after three IC days.

And from now on, ViViD always has those energy levels in the corner, even when it's fixed. They always seem to be recording you, every time you're in ViViD. Strange.


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's August event! Please visit the OOC information here, and should you have any questions, feel free to ask them here! You can also check the FAQ for more general inquiries. This event will last from 8/01 to 8/08, or IC 8/16 to 8/19. Should this event log hit Captcha, there is an all-purpose overflow here. Thank you!

forceofnature: (Patronize)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2016-08-09 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[With some effort and a lot of unpleasant noises, Viridi finally forces herself into a sitting position and blows into her thumb in some cartoon attempt at reinflating herself.]

It's a fish out of water. What harm can it do?

[Squash goddesses.]

OK, don't answer that question. I mean, you can go hunt it down if you want.
adornmental: (uno hell)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-08-09 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
If you don't think it's super dangerous, I won't... I don't really wanna cut something like that down.

[It looks like it would feel like possibly the grossest thing he's ever had to basically stick his hand into?! He's too old and tired for that.]

But maybe you should get inside so the stuff you summon doesn't keep squishing you.
forceofnature: (Smug)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2016-08-11 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I am --

[Viridi pauses for a moment and glances up so that she's not harmed by falling irony again.]

...completely in control. Seriously! A little bit of excess divine power never hurt anyone. You should really be thankful that you get to see something so amazing, to be honest.

Don't worry about me. It's --

[glancing up again]

fine.
adornmental: (that's a mistake)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-08-11 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Every time Viridi glances up, Kashuu does too, like he's worried she's already detected The Next Falling Monstrosity...]

...I mean, I feel like it'd probably be easier to feel impressed if they were cute. And also, y'know, not falling from the sky randomly and crushing you.

[That doesn't inspire a lot of confidence, somehow!!]
forceofnature: (Smug)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2016-08-13 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you think it's kind of cute in like, a sad and depressing way? Ugly cute! I bet that's what I was going for. It was definitely part of some kind of plan - even if I don't remember the plan and I'm questioning the plan myself 5000 years later.

[...]

And I promise nothing else is going to fall from the sky; I'm deliberately syphoning off my power n --

[The pavement suddenly cracks next to them.]
adornmental: (sweet jesus)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-08-13 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never heard of anything being called ugly cute before... Like, I'm pretty sure that's a thing you just made up.

[Maybe he should just believe her and let goddesses do as they do but?! No, apparently he's got to try being 5% sensible.

Except he's derailed again when the pavement cracks and he's TAKING A STEP AWAY.]
forceofnature: (Frustration)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2016-08-13 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[the pavement....... doesn't do anything else interesting. Viridi continues.]

It's a real thing! You need to consume more media. Haven't you ever --

[And then the nose of this thing pokes out from the crack, about 50 times larger than it ought to be.]

OK we're leaving and also never speaking of this again chop chop time to go.

[Viridi power-marches right past Kashuu.]
adornmental: (the only icon i need)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-08-14 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[GIVE HIM A SECOND TO BE FROZEN IN HORROR...

But then he's zippity-quick nyooming on after her, glancing over his shoulder every so often and feeling the fear.]


What's that thing?! Why can't you make anything that's cute!
forceofnature: (Command)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2016-08-14 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop judging me! Ugh, here!

[Viridi stoops by the side of the road and parts the earth briefly. She sticks her hand in and comes up with...]

There!

[Isn't it adorable? Viridi will thrust it towards Kashuu as they walk.]

Super cute, right?! See! You just have poor taste.

[is the fuse still burning.....]
adornmental: (what the literal shit)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-08-15 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, it's a step above the blobby thing and that weird guy, but not by much... Anyway, I--

[Ah. Wait a second, this thing appears to have a fuse... Actually, the shape itself is really familiar.]

—Is this a bomb?!

[IS SHE TRYING TO KILL HIM FOR HIS INSOLENCE.]
forceofnature: (Laughter)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2016-08-17 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
It's a Bumpety Bomb! [she sounds so proud] Even the name is cute! It's one of my Forces of Nature - they're perfect footsoldiers. When they see an enemy, they can simultaneously raise the alarm and inflict some major damage.

[...]

Oh, just toss it somewhere when the fuse gets low, it's fine.
adornmental: (moebow)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-08-17 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I guess it sounds cute...? But hang on a second! Are these things alive?! Is this little guy gonna blow up if I throw it—?

[Maybe he can just try to put the fuse out?! He'll give that a shot anyway, because hope springs eternal.]
forceofnature: (Smug)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2016-08-18 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[The Bumpety Bomb appears extremely displeased about any attempt to defuse it and responds by attempting to bite Kashuu. Good thing it has no mouth!]

It's fine! Its physical form is destroyed when it blows, but the pieces will collect back together and reform.

Recycling makes the world go round.
adornmental: (hell no)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-08-18 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Rude, he thinks to himself, trying to at least maintain like .5% of his dignity by not insulting a mouthless bomb out loud.]

Oh. ...Well, if it'll be okay, I guess that's fine.

[He'll have to trust in Viridi here!

And so he just sort of chucks the poor guy down the next alley that they pass.]
forceofnature: (Surprise)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2016-08-20 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[The moment it lands, the Bumpety Bomb explodes without further fanfare, leaving a solid crater in the ground. Good job, Kashuu.]

Isn't nature beautiful?

[...]

...Maybe I should expend my power making more troops like this. It might ease off on the random mutants appearing out of thin air.
adornmental: (incredible)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-08-20 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[HM... He stares at the crater for a second with a furrowed brow before just deciding to... carry on. Well.]

I think your idea of beautiful is just as weird as your idea of cute.

[But a lack of random mutants would be nice, so:] Maybe, yeah. Plus you could use 'em to like, fend off all the robots that are going nuts.
forceofnature: (Laughter)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2016-08-21 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Then I'm taking that as cosmic permission to scale up production of my army. ...Don't you feel important? You're speaking for destiny now, Kashuu.

Ooh, ooh - want to see something really cool?

[say no kashuu]
adornmental: (you wanna take my chores)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-08-21 05:15 am (UTC)(link)