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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2016-09-14 05:59 pm

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What new and wonderful and exciting ViViD level awaits you today? What fun time will you have in ViViD this time? Surely it will be a work of art that CERES has been working on for months and months --

Actually, wait, CERES isn't even around, are they?

Uh oh.


Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.

Error: Files Not Found

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PHASE I

[ ??:?? ] This time, ViViD is a deathtrap.

There is random magma everywhere, monsters will spawn at random, and at some points, the game is entirely unplayable. It’s like the dev team totally disappeared mid-constructing the level.

Oh wait, that’s exactly what happened.

Monsters may spawn on top of you, you may suddenly be standing in a poisonous bog, you may suddenly lose your powers, or your senses, or so many different things --

It’s time to get out of here, ASAP.

Thankfully, the exit is obvious. Like. Blindingly obvious. It’s got a big sign over it that says EXIT

And just like that, you’ll be out of ViViD and --

PHASE II

[ 08:30 ] When you wake up (and it’s strange, because you were sure that you were logging out just a second ago), it’s in a pile of bodies.

They’re cold, but not in the same sense that a dead body would be cold. While they are lifeless and look incredibly real, they don’t feel real. They feel like dolls, mannequins, empty models and nothing more. Their code doesn’t seem to be functioning right.

And what some characters may realize upon looking at this pile of bodies is that they are all of the characters who were sacrifices before. Any character that was dropped who had a high magical or spiritual affinity is there in that pile of bodies, lifeless and eyes blank and vacant. Even you might be there, staring at your own dead body -- but it isn’t real It can be touched, but it’s really nothing more than a lifeless body.

You’ll have to crawl out of that pile of bodies to get anywhere, and then you’ll realize -- you’re in the Sanctuary, a building built by the characters as a safe place from CERES. And it’s looking pretty run-down at this point. The technology in it no longer functions, there is no security on it whatsoever…

Oh, and now there’s a pile of bodies. Great.

PHASE III

[ 10:00 ] There’s also a robot.

It’s wandering from place to place, though it’s impossible to follow. One second it’s there, the next it’s just gone.

Also, it’s wearing this. Weird.

But even with that on its face, the robot seems focused on one thing in particular. In fact, it has a sign, and it says:

Down with CERES. Up with Robots.

That’s a happy, cheerful message. If you try to go up to it to talk to it, it will look at you before...bonking you on the head with the sign and running off. That’s incredibly rude.

Alternatively, you may be safe and sound in your home, but then the doorbell rings, and there’s the robot again. The duck mask is gone, but now instead it has a pin on his fake lapel, and then he’s shoving a pamphlet at you.

He tips his hat, and then he’s gone. Weird.

(Also, if you hold onto the pamphlet, it will lead you directly to the person whose picture is on it, and you’ll feel like you’ve known them and have loved them for years.)

PHASE IV

[ 12:45 ] But not all is fun and games and shenanigans. There is something...well, strange happening, and the first real realization of that will be when it starts to rain. More than just the localized rain that a few unfortunates have dealt with -- no, it’s raining completely and totally, and that’s when it might hit you.

For the first time in Cerealia, there’s weather.

It’ll rain for a few hours, and then it’ll stop and become hot and sunny. It may get humid, considering it’s a jungle planet. At night, it’ll get rather cold.

Seems like whatever was keeping Cerealia’s atmosphere stable is now gone -- which also means that characters may start to occasionally experience headaches, nausea and dizziness if they go too close to the walls. It seems safer in the center of the city, and the Residential District is still okay, but… there’s no doubt that the planet’s atmosphere is starting to encroach on the city.

BONUS

[ why o'clock ] But who cares about all of that? More importantly, you are here in this… totally not shoddy city to have fun, and it’s still being advertised as a pleasure colony. Or, well, it would be if, you know, CERES was still around.

But close enough.

And as a pleasure colony, it would figure that the first robots to really get fixed are...well, the Pleasure District robots. Unfortunately, the Pleasure District is still a nice big mess, so now they’re wandering the entire colony, looking for people they can hug, massage or...try to drag into more explicit activities.

Welcome to Cerealia!


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's September intro log! For your convenience, we have compiled the characters' arrival experience here, and should you have any questions, feel free to ask them here! You can also check the FAQ for more general inquiries. Should this event log hit Captcha, there is an all-purpose overflow here. Thank you!

unionjackoff: (they make their way)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-09-15 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? And who is your right hand? [America????]
bakudanma: (【 57 】)

[personal profile] bakudanma 2016-09-16 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ still jealous about the whole America thing, huh? ]

My right hand..
Dear sweet Elizabeth has gone missing..! He was separated from me since I went to jail, but I was hoping to find him here..!
unionjackoff: (thoughts meander like a)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-09-16 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Elizabeth... he?

England wants to ask about katsura going to jail. that sounds like a great story. ah, but there is a more pressing matter at hand]


Well, what does he [?!?] look like? I will help you look for him.
bakudanma: (【 108 】)

[personal profile] bakudanma 2016-09-17 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Elizabeth looks like Elizabeth.
[ yeah, seriously, England. ]

Elizabeth is very tall and white. Very handsome. You will know when you see him.
unionjackoff: (they slip away)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-09-17 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[tall, white, and handsome. England is thinking of someone who is human-shaped, so]

...Any defining features?
bakudanma: (【 114 】)

[personal profile] bakudanma 2016-09-17 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Very hairy legs.
[ why doesn't he say it's a fat guy in a bed sheet.. ]
unionjackoff: (thoughts meander like a)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-09-17 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[is Elizabeth France?????]

Ah... ha. All right, then.
bakudanma: (【 120 】)

[personal profile] bakudanma 2016-09-17 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Kirkland-san, did you never get a chance to meet my darling Elizabeth during my first stay here?
[ how rude of you, England. Katsura stands on his tiptoes and looks outward towards.. whatever he can see. ]
He is roughly 180 cm and weighs a lot.. ah, but it is a healthy weight for somebody of his species.

[ species.. maybe it's just Zura being weird again.
He calls out: ]


ELIZABETH, ELIZABETH, WHEREFORE ART THOU, SWEET ELIZABETH..!?
unionjackoff: (dance before me like a million eyes)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-09-17 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[someone of his species... this Elizabeth sounds confusing!]

I... Don't recall anyone named Elizabeth. [oh, wait. wait... waaaaaaait. he remembers that Katsura did a broadcast with... someone else. but that was...] Is... Elizabeth... if he was here before, did he ever make network posts with you?
bakudanma: from doujinshi: nantonaku (【 16 】)

[personal profile] bakudanma 2016-09-18 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes.. Kirkland-san, how could you forget his charms so easily?
[ also, what caused you to remember him? ]
Edited 2016-09-18 04:15 (UTC)
unionjackoff: (take a sad song)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-09-18 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[he was just trying to think back, and he distinctly recalls Katsura introducing someone... but he can't really remember the face]

I-I'm sorry. A lot has happened, and I'm afraid I'm a little muddled on details.
bakudanma: (【 155 】)

[personal profile] bakudanma 2016-09-20 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
A handsome face, an Elizabeth face!
[ how can you forget. ]

Come on. You must help me find Elizabeth.
[ GRABS HIS WRIST. WE GOTTA. ]
unionjackoff: (upon your shoulders)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-09-20 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[he allows his wrist to be grabbed, stumbling along after Katsura]

A-an Elizabeth face... [the Elizabeth faces he sees are past queens, so...] Well, I'll do what I can!
bakudanma: from doujinshi: nantonaku (【 20 】)

[personal profile] bakudanma 2016-09-25 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ and off they go..?? To find this Elizabeth-faced creature. He does let go of his wrist, thankfully. ]

It's good to see you still well, Kirkland-san.
[ Katsura says genuinely after a moment, looking over his shoulder to give England a.. smile? He's smiling at him, how nice. ]
unionjackoff: (lives in a dream)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-09-25 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[o-oh. a smile. and he even called him Kirkland-san, as opposed to browdono, or some other such nonsense]

Th-the same to you. I hadn't heard from you in quite a while.
bakudanma: (【 75 】)

[personal profile] bakudanma 2016-10-05 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
There has been a lot of changes back home.. ah, what was it called here? The N*ruto Code? Ah. I went there, I think.
[ a beat. He really should be fixing things back home, but.. ]

Those who have a fighting spirit will use it where ever the waves will take them.. and it seems to have brought be back here.
And so.. I will continue to fight.