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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2016-09-14 05:59 pm

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What new and wonderful and exciting ViViD level awaits you today? What fun time will you have in ViViD this time? Surely it will be a work of art that CERES has been working on for months and months --

Actually, wait, CERES isn't even around, are they?

Uh oh.


Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.

Error: Files Not Found

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PHASE I

[ ??:?? ] This time, ViViD is a deathtrap.

There is random magma everywhere, monsters will spawn at random, and at some points, the game is entirely unplayable. It’s like the dev team totally disappeared mid-constructing the level.

Oh wait, that’s exactly what happened.

Monsters may spawn on top of you, you may suddenly be standing in a poisonous bog, you may suddenly lose your powers, or your senses, or so many different things --

It’s time to get out of here, ASAP.

Thankfully, the exit is obvious. Like. Blindingly obvious. It’s got a big sign over it that says EXIT

And just like that, you’ll be out of ViViD and --

PHASE II

[ 08:30 ] When you wake up (and it’s strange, because you were sure that you were logging out just a second ago), it’s in a pile of bodies.

They’re cold, but not in the same sense that a dead body would be cold. While they are lifeless and look incredibly real, they don’t feel real. They feel like dolls, mannequins, empty models and nothing more. Their code doesn’t seem to be functioning right.

And what some characters may realize upon looking at this pile of bodies is that they are all of the characters who were sacrifices before. Any character that was dropped who had a high magical or spiritual affinity is there in that pile of bodies, lifeless and eyes blank and vacant. Even you might be there, staring at your own dead body -- but it isn’t real It can be touched, but it’s really nothing more than a lifeless body.

You’ll have to crawl out of that pile of bodies to get anywhere, and then you’ll realize -- you’re in the Sanctuary, a building built by the characters as a safe place from CERES. And it’s looking pretty run-down at this point. The technology in it no longer functions, there is no security on it whatsoever…

Oh, and now there’s a pile of bodies. Great.

PHASE III

[ 10:00 ] There’s also a robot.

It’s wandering from place to place, though it’s impossible to follow. One second it’s there, the next it’s just gone.

Also, it’s wearing this. Weird.

But even with that on its face, the robot seems focused on one thing in particular. In fact, it has a sign, and it says:

Down with CERES. Up with Robots.

That’s a happy, cheerful message. If you try to go up to it to talk to it, it will look at you before...bonking you on the head with the sign and running off. That’s incredibly rude.

Alternatively, you may be safe and sound in your home, but then the doorbell rings, and there’s the robot again. The duck mask is gone, but now instead it has a pin on his fake lapel, and then he’s shoving a pamphlet at you.

He tips his hat, and then he’s gone. Weird.

(Also, if you hold onto the pamphlet, it will lead you directly to the person whose picture is on it, and you’ll feel like you’ve known them and have loved them for years.)

PHASE IV

[ 12:45 ] But not all is fun and games and shenanigans. There is something...well, strange happening, and the first real realization of that will be when it starts to rain. More than just the localized rain that a few unfortunates have dealt with -- no, it’s raining completely and totally, and that’s when it might hit you.

For the first time in Cerealia, there’s weather.

It’ll rain for a few hours, and then it’ll stop and become hot and sunny. It may get humid, considering it’s a jungle planet. At night, it’ll get rather cold.

Seems like whatever was keeping Cerealia’s atmosphere stable is now gone -- which also means that characters may start to occasionally experience headaches, nausea and dizziness if they go too close to the walls. It seems safer in the center of the city, and the Residential District is still okay, but… there’s no doubt that the planet’s atmosphere is starting to encroach on the city.

BONUS

[ why o'clock ] But who cares about all of that? More importantly, you are here in this… totally not shoddy city to have fun, and it’s still being advertised as a pleasure colony. Or, well, it would be if, you know, CERES was still around.

But close enough.

And as a pleasure colony, it would figure that the first robots to really get fixed are...well, the Pleasure District robots. Unfortunately, the Pleasure District is still a nice big mess, so now they’re wandering the entire colony, looking for people they can hug, massage or...try to drag into more explicit activities.

Welcome to Cerealia!


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's September intro log! For your convenience, we have compiled the characters' arrival experience here, and should you have any questions, feel free to ask them here! You can also check the FAQ for more general inquiries. Should this event log hit Captcha, there is an all-purpose overflow here. Thank you!

jinko: (29.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-09-19 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ This chump is here for bad sleepover stories and even worse horror movie nights, if they can truly afford to do any of these things. Is CEREStube even operating anymore? Will Atsushi be deprived of his hours spent watching Cooking With Dog? Let's find out.

First, he has to contend with "we probably deda".
]

Ah... that's no good at all. We're gonna have to find out what's going on, and fast.

[ He really doesn't want to wake up with an arm growing out of his stomach, or worse. He grimaces. ]

If only I knew anything about computers...!
adornmental: (untrendy messes to the left)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-09-19 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's pretty frustrating not knowing about any of this technology stuff... I still don't really get what's going on. Or like, even the basic stuff like us being code or whatever.

[It makes him tired?! He's a spirit, he's too old to be dealing with these futuristic shenanigans!! When will he be able to retire and just live watching Cooking With Dog, too?!]

Anyway, some of the tech-smart guys are probably working on those things already. Eh... We could probably use a little more communication, though.
jinko: (18.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-09-19 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ah!!!!!!! Simple chores, truly Atsushi's calling... he perks right up at this last bit, because he fancies he's found something he can be useful at. ]

Communication...? Well, in that case— I'm not too bad at being a courier, Kashuu-kun. I can definitely deliver letters to people if you need me to.

[ As if

texting doesn't exist......... good lord Atsushi
]
adornmental: (hold my parasol peasant)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-09-19 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ATSUSHI...]

You know the phones still work, right? [Reaching out to just gently pat his shoulder... He's such a good bean!!]

But it'd be good to have a courier staff on hand in case that breaks, too. You can go on missions with our pigeon!

[Because they sure do have one.]
jinko: (97.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-09-20 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.... right, the phones...

—But, just in case we don't want to use the network...! Sometimes a written note can be good for sending messages that we want to stay private. E, even if no one is monitoring us anymore.

[ He can tell that this is a weakass argument, but, you know what... he tried.

After a beat, though:
] ...You have a trained pigeon, Kashuu-kun?
adornmental: (nah)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-09-20 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
That's not a bad thing to have as backup just in case. Always be prepared, right?

[Always have a plan B!! And a plan C, and a plan D, and about as far out into the alphabet as possible honestly. Especially when dealing with do-or-die situations like this...

GIVING HIM A LOOK.]


Do I look like I'd have a trained pigeon? [...] It's government-regulated for contact during missions back home, so we don't stand out as time-travelers.

[Okay but is that more or less reasonable than Kashuu just randomly keeping trained pigeons.]
jinko: (22.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-09-20 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ What the heck even is that explanation, Kashuu... what do you mean you travel through time???? What???

Atsushi basically just stares at Kashuu for a longass time uncomprehending, before he finally opens his mouth.
]

Ah... Kashuu-kun...


You really are way out of my league... [ HE SAYS THIS VERY PASSIONATELY. ]
adornmental: (but have you considered not)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-09-20 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
When you say something like that in that kinda tone with that kinda expression, I don't understand what you're really feeling at all, you know...

[HE FEELS SOMEHOW CONCERNED, and like he should maybe be a little insulted?!]

What's that supposed to mean, anyway?
jinko: (17.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-09-22 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... I didn't mean it to be a bad thing!

[ NOODLE ARMS WAVING WILDLY, HERE. ]

That is... you're a time-traveling tsukumogami who does missions for the government, right...? It's a lot to wrap my mind around...

[ As if he's not also a weretiger who does detective work for the government. He's missing the time-traveling aspect, though, so Kashuu has an Edge on him (no pun intended) (pun intended). ]
adornmental: (who wears long sleeves in summer)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-09-22 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[freshy why

He'd also TOTALLY BRING UP THAT TIGER THING if he knew but he somehow still doesn't know the details?? When will Atsushi let him be in the know!]


Well, I guess it is a lot when you put it all together like that... But you can just think of me as Kashuu! That's a lot easier, right?
jinko: (8.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-09-23 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ i guess you just have to pommel me for these sword puns

One day Atsushi will talk about himself... ask and Kashuu will probably get an incredibly terrible explanation about how he met someone drowning in a river and that guy turned out to be cool and got Atsushi a job?? Who knows, really.

For now, Atsushi pauses, then beams. At heart, he is a simple nerd.
]

Mmhmm— that's right, you'll always be Kashuu-kun to me. Strong and reliable. [ Kashuu is a good boy... ]
adornmental: (NO...... okay maybe)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-09-23 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[im just going to shank you. there is no sword pun there that's just your destiny now for two puns in a row

Please regale him with this tale someday though, he needs the reassurance that Atsushi's life is just as weird as Atsushi himself.

ALSO, DON'T LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT. Don't say things like that!! He asks for praise all the time but sometimes when he gets it, he doesn't know what to do and it makes him flustered!]


—That's good! Because that's exactly what I am! So if you need to rely on me for anything, that's fine too, you know?
jinko: (52.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-09-23 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ sometimes, the pun is mightier than the sword...

Kashuu is free to take a stab at Atsushi's past— there are no promises regarding whether or not Atsushi will get to the point, but it might put Kashuu a cut above the rest when it comes to knowing things about the tigerkid.

ANYWAY. No matter how you slice it, Kashuu looks a bit overwhelmed, huh. Atsushi parries the deflection with a small laugh.
]

I know. You always tell me— and it's really kind of you.

[ Sheath your schmoopiness, Atsushi... ]

Next time, I'll try to look really cool in front of you.
adornmental: (this nerd over here--)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-09-23 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[I LITERALLY CAN'T BELIEVE YOU OOOOOOOOOOOO]

Don't get too far ahead of yourself.

[Why is his ass so damn rude. Kashuu is the one who deserves to suffer through endless sword puns honestly, not me!!

BUT at the very least it seems like he's (probably) teasing (maybe), and he effortlessly waves the topic away like he didn't just have a tsuntsun moment and end it with an insult. Sometimes he just can't curb his sharp tongue.]


Oh— hey, which room d'you want, anyway? Do you want one to yourself, or d'you wanna share?