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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2016-09-14 05:59 pm

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What new and wonderful and exciting ViViD level awaits you today? What fun time will you have in ViViD this time? Surely it will be a work of art that CERES has been working on for months and months --

Actually, wait, CERES isn't even around, are they?

Uh oh.


Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.

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PHASE I

[ ??:?? ] This time, ViViD is a deathtrap.

There is random magma everywhere, monsters will spawn at random, and at some points, the game is entirely unplayable. It’s like the dev team totally disappeared mid-constructing the level.

Oh wait, that’s exactly what happened.

Monsters may spawn on top of you, you may suddenly be standing in a poisonous bog, you may suddenly lose your powers, or your senses, or so many different things --

It’s time to get out of here, ASAP.

Thankfully, the exit is obvious. Like. Blindingly obvious. It’s got a big sign over it that says EXIT

And just like that, you’ll be out of ViViD and --

PHASE II

[ 08:30 ] When you wake up (and it’s strange, because you were sure that you were logging out just a second ago), it’s in a pile of bodies.

They’re cold, but not in the same sense that a dead body would be cold. While they are lifeless and look incredibly real, they don’t feel real. They feel like dolls, mannequins, empty models and nothing more. Their code doesn’t seem to be functioning right.

And what some characters may realize upon looking at this pile of bodies is that they are all of the characters who were sacrifices before. Any character that was dropped who had a high magical or spiritual affinity is there in that pile of bodies, lifeless and eyes blank and vacant. Even you might be there, staring at your own dead body -- but it isn’t real It can be touched, but it’s really nothing more than a lifeless body.

You’ll have to crawl out of that pile of bodies to get anywhere, and then you’ll realize -- you’re in the Sanctuary, a building built by the characters as a safe place from CERES. And it’s looking pretty run-down at this point. The technology in it no longer functions, there is no security on it whatsoever…

Oh, and now there’s a pile of bodies. Great.

PHASE III

[ 10:00 ] There’s also a robot.

It’s wandering from place to place, though it’s impossible to follow. One second it’s there, the next it’s just gone.

Also, it’s wearing this. Weird.

But even with that on its face, the robot seems focused on one thing in particular. In fact, it has a sign, and it says:

Down with CERES. Up with Robots.

That’s a happy, cheerful message. If you try to go up to it to talk to it, it will look at you before...bonking you on the head with the sign and running off. That’s incredibly rude.

Alternatively, you may be safe and sound in your home, but then the doorbell rings, and there’s the robot again. The duck mask is gone, but now instead it has a pin on his fake lapel, and then he’s shoving a pamphlet at you.

He tips his hat, and then he’s gone. Weird.

(Also, if you hold onto the pamphlet, it will lead you directly to the person whose picture is on it, and you’ll feel like you’ve known them and have loved them for years.)

PHASE IV

[ 12:45 ] But not all is fun and games and shenanigans. There is something...well, strange happening, and the first real realization of that will be when it starts to rain. More than just the localized rain that a few unfortunates have dealt with -- no, it’s raining completely and totally, and that’s when it might hit you.

For the first time in Cerealia, there’s weather.

It’ll rain for a few hours, and then it’ll stop and become hot and sunny. It may get humid, considering it’s a jungle planet. At night, it’ll get rather cold.

Seems like whatever was keeping Cerealia’s atmosphere stable is now gone -- which also means that characters may start to occasionally experience headaches, nausea and dizziness if they go too close to the walls. It seems safer in the center of the city, and the Residential District is still okay, but… there’s no doubt that the planet’s atmosphere is starting to encroach on the city.

BONUS

[ why o'clock ] But who cares about all of that? More importantly, you are here in this… totally not shoddy city to have fun, and it’s still being advertised as a pleasure colony. Or, well, it would be if, you know, CERES was still around.

But close enough.

And as a pleasure colony, it would figure that the first robots to really get fixed are...well, the Pleasure District robots. Unfortunately, the Pleasure District is still a nice big mess, so now they’re wandering the entire colony, looking for people they can hug, massage or...try to drag into more explicit activities.

Welcome to Cerealia!


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's September intro log! For your convenience, we have compiled the characters' arrival experience here, and should you have any questions, feel free to ask them here! You can also check the FAQ for more general inquiries. Should this event log hit Captcha, there is an all-purpose overflow here. Thank you!

unionjackoff: (remember to let her into your heart)

yaaaay

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-09-20 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[it's... nice. nice to know that Edgeworth is smiling because of him. England's return to this dreadful colony has actually brought about several smiles. and that... that kind of makes it all worth it.

he nods and starts heading towards the police station]
It surprises me more every new day I spend here, certainly. I'm still having a little trouble believing that CERES is truly gone.
prosecutory: (♘ when I gave the word)

[personal profile] prosecutory 2016-09-20 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Edgeworth is careful to walk alongside him so England doesn't have to run after Edgeworth and try to cover his head.]

It's still unbelievable, even for those of us who were here when it happened. How much have the others told you about our situation?
unionjackoff: (and it's my mind)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-09-20 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I've heard it all, actually. Chibi and Kashuu were kind enough to tell me about the robots, CERES, and Mosley. I'm still wondering how the gods are handling CERES' departure.
prosecutory: (♘ once you'd gone there was never)

[personal profile] prosecutory 2016-09-21 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I requested an audience with Occidi. So far...she hasn't given me an answer.

...Speaking of the gods, did you know that our respective elements began to react some time after CERES disappeared?
unionjackoff: (hey jude refrain)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-09-21 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[so even the gods are silent... hm]

No, I didn't. What happened?
prosecutory: (♘ and that was when)

[personal profile] prosecutory 2016-09-22 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Well. Edgeworth sounds like he's had enough of what happened to him:]

Wherever I went, plants would suddenly sprout.
unionjackoff: (she is standing right in front of me)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-09-22 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[he pauses to think about that for a moment. actually, that sounds... cute. England can't help but chuckle]

O-Oh, really?
prosecutory: (I'll buy the little twerp a gumball.)

[personal profile] prosecutory 2016-09-23 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, really.

[Edgeworth sighs, shaking his head and raising a hand to his forehead. He remembers when his apartment - well, it used to be his and England's, which reminds him, he hasn't asked England yet about where he'll be living - resembled a burgeoning garden.]

Although it was better than accidentally setting things on fire.
unionjackoff: (i say hello)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-09-23 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... I suppose it would be. [hm] What happened to the people with water as their element? [because he is water. and he's curious]
prosecutory: (♘ my castles stand)

[personal profile] prosecutory 2016-09-27 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
They had their own personal rainstorms.

[They're nothing compared to THIS rainstorm but yeah.]
unionjackoff: (and i will take her out tonight)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-09-27 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[weird. England considers this] So the Elements are acting up, but the gods aren't saying anything. I wonder what will happen to them if they don't get anymore sacrifices.
prosecutory: (♖ not saying much)

[personal profile] prosecutory 2016-10-01 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Edgeworth is silent at first at the mention of sacrifices.]

If they wanted any, they would've said so by now, and shown themselves.
unionjackoff: (i'll make a point)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-10-01 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You're probably right. [a sigh as he continues to look around] Anything else I should know about?
prosecutory: (♘ upon pillars of salt)

[personal profile] prosecutory 2016-10-03 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe that's all, for now. Have you decided where you'll be staying?

[While Edgeworth would love to have his roommate back, he'd respect England's decision to live with Chibi instead.]
unionjackoff: (and you won't see me)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-10-03 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[England considers for a moment] Hmmm, I believe Chibi offered his place to me. I was thinking of taking him up on that.
prosecutory: (♘ and the sound of drums)

[personal profile] prosecutory 2016-10-04 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
All right, then. [His tone is light, with no hard feelings of any sort.] I'm not surprised; he was quite distraught when you left.
unionjackoff: (cause when i get you alone)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-10-04 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? [England lifts hie head. while he certainly had not wished to leave, knowing that people were saddened by his absence makes him feel wanted, important, loved]
prosecutory: (♘ once you'd gone there was never)

[personal profile] prosecutory 2016-10-05 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
We...had tea, after we found out and he contacted me.

[Edgeworth frowns in thought, remembering that day. It was a sad one, but at least he had Chibi to commiserate with. And it seemed fitting that they would have tea at England's shop.]
unionjackoff: (all the lonely people)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-10-05 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ah... England watches him for a moment before reaching over and clapping his hand on Edgeworth's shoulder]

Thank you for being there for him. I don't know why I disappeared, but, I'm glad you two could talk to each other. [and England is back! so they don't need to be sad!]
prosecutory: (But they're...good for your soul.)

[personal profile] prosecutory 2016-10-10 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
It's the least I could do, Arthur.

I do feel your pain, not knowing why I've disappeared from this colony twice, only to return again.