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What new and wonderful and exciting ViViD level awaits you today? What fun time will you have in ViViD this time? Surely it will be a work of art that CERES has been working on for months and months --

Actually, wait, CERES isn't even around, are they?

Uh oh.


Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.

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PHASE I

[ ??:?? ] This time, ViViD is a deathtrap.

There is random magma everywhere, monsters will spawn at random, and at some points, the game is entirely unplayable. It’s like the dev team totally disappeared mid-constructing the level.

Oh wait, that’s exactly what happened.

Monsters may spawn on top of you, you may suddenly be standing in a poisonous bog, you may suddenly lose your powers, or your senses, or so many different things --

It’s time to get out of here, ASAP.

Thankfully, the exit is obvious. Like. Blindingly obvious. It’s got a big sign over it that says EXIT

And just like that, you’ll be out of ViViD and --

PHASE II

[ 08:30 ] When you wake up (and it’s strange, because you were sure that you were logging out just a second ago), it’s in a pile of bodies.

They’re cold, but not in the same sense that a dead body would be cold. While they are lifeless and look incredibly real, they don’t feel real. They feel like dolls, mannequins, empty models and nothing more. Their code doesn’t seem to be functioning right.

And what some characters may realize upon looking at this pile of bodies is that they are all of the characters who were sacrifices before. Any character that was dropped who had a high magical or spiritual affinity is there in that pile of bodies, lifeless and eyes blank and vacant. Even you might be there, staring at your own dead body -- but it isn’t real It can be touched, but it’s really nothing more than a lifeless body.

You’ll have to crawl out of that pile of bodies to get anywhere, and then you’ll realize -- you’re in the Sanctuary, a building built by the characters as a safe place from CERES. And it’s looking pretty run-down at this point. The technology in it no longer functions, there is no security on it whatsoever…

Oh, and now there’s a pile of bodies. Great.

PHASE III

[ 10:00 ] There’s also a robot.

It’s wandering from place to place, though it’s impossible to follow. One second it’s there, the next it’s just gone.

Also, it’s wearing this. Weird.

But even with that on its face, the robot seems focused on one thing in particular. In fact, it has a sign, and it says:

Down with CERES. Up with Robots.

That’s a happy, cheerful message. If you try to go up to it to talk to it, it will look at you before...bonking you on the head with the sign and running off. That’s incredibly rude.

Alternatively, you may be safe and sound in your home, but then the doorbell rings, and there’s the robot again. The duck mask is gone, but now instead it has a pin on his fake lapel, and then he’s shoving a pamphlet at you.

He tips his hat, and then he’s gone. Weird.

(Also, if you hold onto the pamphlet, it will lead you directly to the person whose picture is on it, and you’ll feel like you’ve known them and have loved them for years.)

PHASE IV

[ 12:45 ] But not all is fun and games and shenanigans. There is something...well, strange happening, and the first real realization of that will be when it starts to rain. More than just the localized rain that a few unfortunates have dealt with -- no, it’s raining completely and totally, and that’s when it might hit you.

For the first time in Cerealia, there’s weather.

It’ll rain for a few hours, and then it’ll stop and become hot and sunny. It may get humid, considering it’s a jungle planet. At night, it’ll get rather cold.

Seems like whatever was keeping Cerealia’s atmosphere stable is now gone -- which also means that characters may start to occasionally experience headaches, nausea and dizziness if they go too close to the walls. It seems safer in the center of the city, and the Residential District is still okay, but… there’s no doubt that the planet’s atmosphere is starting to encroach on the city.

BONUS

[ why o'clock ] But who cares about all of that? More importantly, you are here in this… totally not shoddy city to have fun, and it’s still being advertised as a pleasure colony. Or, well, it would be if, you know, CERES was still around.

But close enough.

And as a pleasure colony, it would figure that the first robots to really get fixed are...well, the Pleasure District robots. Unfortunately, the Pleasure District is still a nice big mess, so now they’re wandering the entire colony, looking for people they can hug, massage or...try to drag into more explicit activities.

Welcome to Cerealia!


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

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Welcome to Cerealia's September intro log! For your convenience, we have compiled the characters' arrival experience here, and should you have any questions, feel free to ask them here! You can also check the FAQ for more general inquiries. Should this event log hit Captcha, there is an all-purpose overflow here. Thank you!

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[personal profile] aslyfox 2016-10-03 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
... what do swords do, anyway?

[ Clearly, Kogitsunemaru knows their true purpose, but still... it's not all about the McStabbins every day, every hour, and every second.

Big is all in the eye of the beholder, even though it's evident that the beholder might not be the most perceptive at the moment. Still, Kogi's gonna take advantage of the Kanesan-ride regardless! This would be his first one ever.

What a happy grandpa he is! ]


Fishy is our pet. It is an alien. Want to see it?

[ And he'll actually show a picture of it to Kanesada as he takes the appropriate position behind him, wrapping his arms around the other's upper body while holding the CereVice with the snapshop in his hands. ]

It's cute, isn't it? They said when Hotarumaru was here, it actually did damage to his vessel... but I can't imagine that would be the case.
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[personal profile] fushichou 2016-10-03 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
They fight, of course.

[With the odd exception like holy and ceremonial swords, naturally, but for the most part, a weapon is a weapon.

Once Kogitsunemaru gets all situated on his back, Kanesada wraps his arms under Kogi's legs and grits his teeth, pushing himself up. And he's strong! Of course he's strong, but this is still testing his limits. Hooooo boy give him a second -

THERE IS A VICIOUS FISH PICTURE IN HIS FACE WHAT THE FUCK don't mind that sudden gasp because he is not expecting such a terrifying creature??]


C...Cute...

[UHHHH]

We've got a difference of opinion there, Kogitsunemaru-san...
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[personal profile] aslyfox 2016-10-05 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Or dance. Sometimes cook and clean. Also, take care of horses, but those are at the Die-jo for now.

[ The Magic of Technology has certainly made things a lot easier on the colony, even though they certainly could have had access back at home. Maybe. ]

What, you don't believe me? Tsurumaru thinks the fish is cute, too! You should ask him. Not to mention, it is a very polite roommate--- Doudanuki spent some of his time with it, though I think he was scheming to get revenge with it...

[ Tanukis and foxes should be best of friends, but unfortunately that doesn't always work out in either party's favor. ]

You're a lot stronger than you seem, Kane-san. Please hurry, because if the store isn't open when we arrive, then... I don't know what I'll use to feed Fishy. Probably the microwave, I guess.

[ How many microwaves will be lost in the Swordhaus Apartments? They're currently at six or seven. ]