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[swordboning]

Who: Archer (swordboning), Saber (invisibleair), Rin (codere) and everyone that was invited!
When: November 11th (RIGHT NOW) ~4PM
Where: The Tohsaka Apartment
What: PARTY TIME. Well, a party so Rin can actually make friends since she secretly complains about not having any!
Rating/Warning: nupe

[Cooking for a large amount of people is what Archer was all about. Might as well call him the Chef Heroic Spirit instead of the Blacksmith Heroic Spirit. This guy was a complete pro in the kitchen and completely without complaint!

Tons of food, cake, and nachos and cheese and salsa (don't ask). Serving it was left up to Saber since she was still probably under punishment. Either way, she had to make up for her issues in some way!

So for everyone here, they just had to chill out and wait for Rin to return home. Which should be shortly if she's not trying to be an absolute brat. Which, admittedly, happens sometimes.]



[ooc; Please feel free to make your own threads! The top thread is what I've got for you.]

Comments

[swordboning]

[Regardless of her positio, if she's not moving, she'll find herself in Archer's way at some point. Because wearing his red cloak, black armor, and a white apron is absolutely imposing in any way. Still, someone has to clean up and keep things neat while people are eating and drinking. Not to mention keep everything full. Either way, don't mind him as he wordlessly reaches around her to grab some empty cups.]

[dereban]

So, are you the butler?

[This is a Very Important Question. Mostly because it's kind of strange - in her eyes - to see a tall man wearing armor and and apron. They both clash too hard, so she can't help but comment.]

[swordboning]

That word is too specific to apply to me. Servant is more accurate.

[In more ways than one.]

[dereban]

Maybe. [A shrug.] I'm guessing you cook, clean, and do the laundry?

[swordboning]

That and a lot more. Does it matter in the end?

[dereban]

Of course it does. It shows what kind of person their master is.

[swordboning]

A bold statement from someone who probably doesn't even know my name.

[dereban]

Just because I don't know a person's name doesn't mean I can't judge them.

[swordboning]

It doesn't stop you, no. But it does instantly label you as a petty person unworthy of attention of any sort.

[dereban]

If I'm petty and undeserving of attention, then that's fine. It's not like I wanted the attention to begin with. . . It is way too annoying.

[swordboning]

It brings up the point of why you decided to come to a party if you don't want to be here in the first place.

[dereban]

There's always the obvious reasons to go to a party besides wanting to be here. Either the entertainment or the food.

[swordboning]

Seeing as your entertainment here is derived by socializing, I'm assuming you only came for the food. Since I'm making it, I can't blame your for that but it's still not exactly the point of this.

[dereban]

I know the purpose of it, but honestly the food's not the only reason why I came. I wanted to see if I could derive the source of the problem in regards to why your master can't make any friends.

[swordboning]

I'm wondering if part of the problem is staring me in the face right now.

[dereban]

Is it? [Inaba feigned nonchalance, throwing a shrug.]

Then I guess I'll have to fix that problem.

[swordboning]

Yep. It's hard to make friends with someone who is intent on observing rather than acting.

[dereban]

Maybe, but observing someone in their natural habitat allows me to see their true colors. I don't want to be friends with someone who's two-faced.

[swordboning]

Rin is about as in your face offensive as you can get. I wouldn't worry about that.

[dereban]

....Oh, is that so? That's good to know. I suppose I prefer that to the alternative.