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[swordboning]

Who: Archer (swordboning), Saber (invisibleair), Rin (codere) and everyone that was invited!
When: November 11th (RIGHT NOW) ~4PM
Where: The Tohsaka Apartment
What: PARTY TIME. Well, a party so Rin can actually make friends since she secretly complains about not having any!
Rating/Warning: nupe

[Cooking for a large amount of people is what Archer was all about. Might as well call him the Chef Heroic Spirit instead of the Blacksmith Heroic Spirit. This guy was a complete pro in the kitchen and completely without complaint!

Tons of food, cake, and nachos and cheese and salsa (don't ask). Serving it was left up to Saber since she was still probably under punishment. Either way, she had to make up for her issues in some way!

So for everyone here, they just had to chill out and wait for Rin to return home. Which should be shortly if she's not trying to be an absolute brat. Which, admittedly, happens sometimes.]



[ooc; Please feel free to make your own threads! The top thread is what I've got for you.]

Comments

[royalpatron]

[Meruru's eating some cake. She really loves sweet foods okay, don't judge her.]

This is great! [Someone tell her to eat something healthier.]

[swordboning]

[Of course it's great. Guess who made it? Yeah, the guy wearing an apron, bringing out a second cake.]

[royalpatron]

Hellooo Archer!!! I'm so happy Saber invited me to join. The food's excellent. I wish I could eat it every day.

Do you want to work as a chef for my kingdom? [Please say no.]

[swordboning]

No, absolutely not.

[Sorry, Meruru. He's not going anywhere where people dress like you normally.]

[royalpatron]

Then will you let me eat your food again sometime? It's way too delicious.

I can't make anything like this using alchemy. You're a professional chef. [Stay far away from Arland, Archer...It's not safe.]

[swordboning]

If it'll get you to stop bothering me, I'll be more than happy to.

[People who are too happy are too much!!]

[royalpatron]

Yes!! Thank you, Archer. I'll enjoy your cooking as much as I can!

You've put together such a big party for your Master. I hope she's having fun too! [Meruru's having plenty of fun.]

[swordboning]

Just try not to annoy everyone to death.

[Does this mean he has to cater a Meruru party?]

[royalpatron]

[Someone just give Archer an award for being the best party host.]

You know I won't do that! I want to be Rin's friend too.

So hey, how do you know Saber? [Don't ask that question Meruru. ]

[swordboning]

She's a fellow Servant. The similar class names should have clued you in.

[royalpatron]

Are there more of you Servant here? [Just asking bro]

[dishonorstudent]

[ Don't count on it, Meruru. ]

Geez, who knew someone so petite could eat with a lot of gusto? [ Meanwhile Ryuko has been quite overindulging herself. ]

[royalpatron]

I can eat sweets all day! [That's not good for you bro.]

Archer made such delicious food and I'm happy he invited us. Hey, how do you know them?

[dishonorstudent]

I don't really know any of 'em that well. I mean, this whole master-servant harem vibe is kinda givin' me the creeps.

...Well, okay, Saber's kinda cool. But c'mon!

[royalpatron]

I don't know any of them that well either. At first I thought Archer and Rin were friends but it's not like that at all!

I like Saber too. She's polite and well mannered.

[springful]

It really is delicious, isn't it? [She says it as praise, but it's kind of weird to her too. There's really no doubt about who Archer is......]

[royalpatron]

Archer did a great job! It's so delicious. He said he'd let me try his cooking again sometime and that makes me happy!

[Still eating more cake tbh.]

[springful]

I'm not surprised. If anything, I think he takes pride in his cooking. [Also eating cake tbh... She'll worry about calories later weeps.]

[royalpatron]

He's an excellent cook. Do you know why he won't work as a full time chef?

[springful]

Hmm... He might be preoccupied with taking care of his Master. [She's heard stories about taking care of Rin from Shirou... It sure seems like it requires a lot of effort.]

[royalpatron]

Archer's so reliable! I wonder if Rin's happy to have someone she can rely on. [Meruru barely knows either of them, but this is the relationship they have right?]

[springful]

I think so at least. She wouldn't be his Master if she couldn't rely on him. [Archer being dependable is probably a given tbh...]

[royalpatron]

I still don't really get this Master and Servant stuff, but that's okay! You're fun to talk to.

What's your name?

[springful]

I'm... fun?

[SO COMPLETELY, UTTERLY CONFUSED how on earth could she be fun to talk to?? She knows she's boring and plain!! But right, Meruru just asked her for her name.]

Oh, my name is Sakura Matou. [nodding her head politely] It's nice to meet you.

[royalpatron]

I enjoy speaking with you so yes! [Sakura isn't plain to Meruru oops. ] You're fun to be with Sakura.

Nice to meet you Sakura! I'm Meruru.