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Who: Archer (

codere) and everyone that was invited!
When: November 11th (RIGHT NOW) ~4PM
Where: The Tohsaka Apartment
What: PARTY TIME. Well, a party so Rin can actually make friends since she secretly complains about not having any!
Rating/Warning: nupe

[Cooking for a large amount of people is what Archer was all about. Might as well call him the Chef Heroic Spirit instead of the Blacksmith Heroic Spirit. This guy was a complete pro in the kitchen and completely without complaint!

Tons of food, cake, and nachos and cheese and salsa (don't ask). Serving it was left up to Saber since she was still probably under punishment. Either way, she had to make up for her issues in some way!

So for everyone here, they just had to chill out and wait for Rin to return home. Which should be shortly if she's not trying to be an absolute brat. Which, admittedly, happens sometimes.]

[ooc; Please feel free to make your own threads! The top thread is what I've got for you.]

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We're not wanting for money, if that's what you're saying. In fact, that's a bold statement considering I handle the finances here.

[Stop faking poverty, Rin!!!]

Still, that's a pointless topic of discussion for today. Just enjoy yourself.

[ She's poor until she owns like six CereVices, a flat full of electronics, and the latest generation console times three. Also a gun locker. She needs a gun locker. ]

I'll enjoy myself only because you put this together and it'd be a shame to slight you.

I'll accept that. Let me know if anyone bothers you too.

Why?

So you can kick them out? It'd defeat the purpose of having a party in the first place.

You'd be surprised at how intimidating I can get. I don't think you've ever seen it.

Do you intend to show me sometime? I'd probably have no choice other than to watch in that case.

[ He could intimidate her IN THE BEDROOM. ]

I really didn't have any intention of showing you, no.

[Mind out of the gutter!!!!!!]

[ She can't keep herself from flirting with him, gosh!! ]

Oh.

That's a shame.

I'm sure if you stick around when Shirou's around, you might get a taste.

Sorry, but I make it a habit to not disturb someone while they're having much needed alone time. If you want to rely on someone else for that kind of relief you know where to find me.

[Almost but not quite snorting.]

The day I find I need that kind of thing, you'll be the first person I talk to.

Oh? I'm flattered.

[ Is she though? Is she really? ] It's a promise then?

[Yes, she is!

And shrugging.]

You're my Master so I'll admit it has a few benefits.

Geez, that's the stupidest reason ever to have sex.

[ She's definitely not like the Rin of his time. ] Doing it just because you need to means I'm a shitty Master!

Which I'm not!

What are some non-stupid reasons?

[ Somehow she has the feeling that if she says "Because you love someone", he'll both laugh at her and then never let her live it down. So she settles for the obvious. ]

Because it feels great?

Beyond the obvious, please.

You didn't specify that at first. Why do you have to go and change the requirements after I've given an example?

[ Fretting only because of the subject matter. ] Let's see, there's doing it because you're attracted to the person physically or mentally.

And which is it for you?

[Not making fun of her but-!]

I don't know.

It's not as if I was a virgin when we, you know, did it in the Moon Cell. It didn't count because that was a digital avatar and while it felt real, it was just the effects of the etherization process.

[ She sure is defending how not!good it felt. ] Before that, it just wasn't something done often. I hung out with a lot of soldiers, but they treated me as if I was something out of reach.

You treat it casually because it wasn't real. Am I getting that right?

What's the point of thinking about things that never technically happened? It was just a simulator.

I'll have to defer to your judgement as it's out of my realm of expertise. But judging by your face, it seems real enough.

My face is red only because I have to explain it t-to you when you were one of the parties involved. J-Just to keep things from being awkward between us, is all!

[ She'd run away, but this is her party. Why. ]

The only awkward thing here is you. My sense of shame right now is nonexistent.

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