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Who: Archer (

codere) and everyone that was invited!
When: November 11th (RIGHT NOW) ~4PM
Where: The Tohsaka Apartment
What: PARTY TIME. Well, a party so Rin can actually make friends since she secretly complains about not having any!
Rating/Warning: nupe

[Cooking for a large amount of people is what Archer was all about. Might as well call him the Chef Heroic Spirit instead of the Blacksmith Heroic Spirit. This guy was a complete pro in the kitchen and completely without complaint!

Tons of food, cake, and nachos and cheese and salsa (don't ask). Serving it was left up to Saber since she was still probably under punishment. Either way, she had to make up for her issues in some way!

So for everyone here, they just had to chill out and wait for Rin to return home. Which should be shortly if she's not trying to be an absolute brat. Which, admittedly, happens sometimes.]

[ooc; Please feel free to make your own threads! The top thread is what I've got for you.]

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We're not that poor!

She's the one that asked, not me.

But if you get addicted to my cooking, you can't blame me.

[Rightfully proud of his own skills.]

I won't say it out loud if I do.

Good, because I don't need a fifth or sixth person begging me to make them food every day.

I bet you like it!

Why do you always make these kind of statements? Do you expect to get a rise out of me?

[Not going to deny it because he does like it. And if he denies it, she'll find out! So dancing around the topic.]

What were you expecting me to say?

I try not to expect anything. Without expectations, I can't be horribly disappointed.

That's such a downer way of looking at things. But I guess that's what makes you you.

I've been disappointed enough. I don't need to experience it anymore to understand its intricacies.

Care to talk about something... happier? It's a party.

If you insist...

...I don't have anything unless you like to hear the history of certain blades.

[ Holds a hand up, as if telling him to stop. ]

I don't do well when it comes to conversations about swords.

It's a shame, really. Because that's what I've invested most of my life in.

Blades and cooking, huh?

...yes, I wish I made more of my life.

You saved a lot of people. Whether or not they thanked you for it, I think it's a pretty huge deal.

That's pointless. The blood on a person's hands nullifies everything they've done.

As a lawyer, I should be agreeing with that, but I just can't. Killing people is bad, it's true, but. . . [ Some people have good intentions? No, that would be bad to say. Sometimes it just can't be helped— no, that's even worse. She just can't seem to agree with it 100% for some reason. It doesn't sit right with her that a person can just look down on themselves because of one error they've made. ]

Nevermind.

This isn't court and I'm not asking for someone to stand up for me. So don't worry about it unless you want your side braid catching on fire from the idiocy.

. . . don't you dare touch my hair.

Why would I want to do that? It'll be your actions that cause your problems.

Hey! I'm not going to do anything that'll end up with my hair getting burned or anything. [ ... ] I'm not that reckless.

[RAISING AN EYEBROW.]

I'm not!

And I've been growing my hair for years. I'm not going to let anything happen to it.

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