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[swordboning]

Who: Archer (swordboning), Saber (invisibleair), Rin (codere) and everyone that was invited!
When: November 11th (RIGHT NOW) ~4PM
Where: The Tohsaka Apartment
What: PARTY TIME. Well, a party so Rin can actually make friends since she secretly complains about not having any!
Rating/Warning: nupe

[Cooking for a large amount of people is what Archer was all about. Might as well call him the Chef Heroic Spirit instead of the Blacksmith Heroic Spirit. This guy was a complete pro in the kitchen and completely without complaint!

Tons of food, cake, and nachos and cheese and salsa (don't ask). Serving it was left up to Saber since she was still probably under punishment. Either way, she had to make up for her issues in some way!

So for everyone here, they just had to chill out and wait for Rin to return home. Which should be shortly if she's not trying to be an absolute brat. Which, admittedly, happens sometimes.]



[ooc; Please feel free to make your own threads! The top thread is what I've got for you.]

Comments

[swordboning]

I wouldn't be surprised. There are more than a few blades that have a flat enough surface to work in that manner.

[dishonorstudent]

I held it by the pointy end.

[ Now she's just bragging to Archer. ...But it's true. ]

[swordboning]

Judging by your smile, I would suggest you pick up a history book. Holding a sword by its blade is a well known and used strategy. The style, when translated from German, means 'murder stroke'.

[dishonorstudent]

I'll murder stroke you in a sec...

Well, ain't you the cutest nerd.

[swordboning]

For a person my age, handsome is a much better word.

[dishonorstudent]

Yeah, I think you're focusing on the wrong part of the sentence. [ She called him a geek, but he did say he likes swords, so he would likely agree anyway. ]

And I dunno 'bout you, but last time I checked, aprons didn't translate into "handsome" from German.

[swordboning]

Are you still going to harp on that? For someone who says she doesn't like it when people talk down to others, you certainly seem to do it yourself.

[dishonorstudent]

Ha. Sometimes ya gotta fight fire with a little more fire. [ He’s probably right, though, she is being incredibly hypocritical. ] Can’t have your ego reaching critical mass now, can we, “Mr. Handsome”?

[swordboning]

What ego? To have an ego, you have to have pride. I lack both.

[dishonorstudent]

Is that so... [ She would ask him more if Archer wasn't so great at not answering anything meaningful. ]

Well, something tells me you ain't the type who wants my pity either.

[swordboning]

If I'm not asking for it, then it's obvious that I don't want it.

[dishonorstudent]

Archer. [ She says his name for once, looking up at him with a certain determination. It seems as if she wants to tell him something important. ]

[swordboning]

Oh? What are you being so serious about?

[dishonorstudent]

...For someone who lacks pride, ya sure make a hell of a cake. [ Annnd it looks like she pitied him anyway, in the end. ]

Know that, at least.

[swordboning]

Is that some round about way of saying 'thank you'. Ah, well, I suppose I'll accept that. Considering you'll be hauling off most of the food here, you'll probably be enjoying it for a while.

[dishonorstudent]

Yeah, don't let it get to your head. I'm just sayin' there's some things to be proud of, so cut the "I'm the lowest" crap.

[swordboning]

And you said you weren't going to give out any pity. You're a person of contradictions, I'll give you that much.

[dishonorstudent]

[ She just smirks. ]

I dunno what you're talkin' about, Arch-hole, that low self-esteem shit just pisses me off.

[swordboning]

[He can give that back just fine!]

You're making a mistake. When it comes to esteem, I'm perfectly fine. My cooking is unmatched and I can name perhaps only one person who could defeat me in a fight but I could probably pull out a victory.

No pride doesn't mean no self-esteem.