[ souji + camera skills seems like a terrible, terrible combination. america's definitely going to teach him how to do it! haha oops, sorry everyone.

you just need to get adjusted to it, souji. once you discover fruit ninja, it'll be just as cool as everything else! damn fruit ninja is great, now america's gonna go home later and waste an entire afternoon playing fruit ninja. ]

Oh. [ . . . ] Oh, haha, dude. You just don't know how to use it! That's why you're sitting here like a total angsty loser. Oh man, I can totally help with that.

[ and then he's gonna plop himself right down next to souji, all smiles. let america sensei help you. ]