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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-10-14 07:05 pm

« 003 ⇢ event003.exe »

Who: Everyone ever.
When: OOC: 10/15; IC: 09/17
Where: Cerealia - all five districts.
What: Intro, murder bots, and fun for the whole family.
Rating/Warning: PG-13

//event003.EXE

Welcome to the CERES! You are now under arrest!


Did you think the glitches were over? Boy, were you wrong! Through the last remnants of the digital kerfluffle, the latest batch of recovered code has manifested in CERES' computer systems as the guilty parties. Yes, that's right, all incoming arrivals are now placed on the wanted list, accused of having committed the heinous crime of creating and releasing the gorg0n virus all over Cerealia. These vicious twelve have been working together all along and conspiring against CERES, and it's now up to everyone to figure out if the new arrivals are truly guilty or if they are as innocent and confused as they claim.

In the meantime, CERES has dispatched assassination droids to stop the accused and bring them to justice via disembowelment. So while CERES rushes to stop the droids from committing murder, characters are perfectly welcome to a.) soil themselves b.) fight off the droids c.) run while soiling themselves or d.) cry a lot. e.) ask for assistance!

"ASSASSINATION MODE: ONLINE
OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE THE ACCUSED
TIMEFRAME: 24:00 HOURS




JUDICIAL UNIT-00345 DISPATCHED"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 00:01 ] It's a minute passed midnight, and the newest sets of recovered code are being spat out of ViViD and into Cerealia. Before the joyful reunions begin, an announcement starts blaring through everyone's computer screen, TV sets, devices, billboard screens, and so on. The image flashes with twelve names and twelve pictures along with a list of crimes each person has committed. They continue to flash again and again throughout the colony, alerting everyone of these heinous criminals. It's up to anyone if they want to engage them or stay far, far away from these perverts and miscreants.

As the arrivals begin to explore, they will see themselves plastered on just about every screen imaginable.
PHASE II
[ 2:00 ] It's still dark outside, hardly anyone out and about. It's the perfect time for an assassination attempt because that's when the information is received and processed by Cerealia's judicial system, but this isn't a job for any ordinary donut-eating cop. No, this is far greater than that. They bring out the big guns.

Twelve assassination droids, clad in armor and carrying katana, are immediately dispatched and sent to take out each of the accused at any cost. Characters are welcome to do any of the above choices while veterans to Cerealia can assist the arrivals, assist the droids, or just sit back and watch others suffer. It's completely up to you. They can also run into the droids on their search and try to interact with them.
PHASE III
[ 7:00 ] Your friendly CEO has finally gotten his ass out of bed, but by then, who knows how many people are left alive? After hearing of the kerfluffle, he decides to issue a cease and desist on the assassination droids, and instead, has his investigation units step in to confirm that the new arrivals are not guilty of any of the crimes and charges listed under their name. They will be pulled aside for painful, painful questioning before being released to explore as they wish.

To make up for all the damages and trauma incurred from the near-death attempts, Julius will also be giving the new arrivals a settlement of 20,000 credits each, so go out and party.
PHASE IV
[ 12:00 ] By noon, the incident has been cleared up with little to no blood spilled (hopefully). New arrivals are welcome to explore and enjoy their new living arrangements or possibly lie in bed and just cry some more. Either way, welcome to the magic that is Cerealia. The CEO will announce that the last of the virus has been officially cleaned up and taken care of, and he'll be issuing a video with a public apology for all.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Among the police droids dispatched, there will be a rehabilitative droid in a dinosaur suit, looking to cure the criminals of their improper behavior and their moral indiscretions through the power of LOVE and HUGS. It was developed after the researchers in CERES did extensive research on other worlds and found that this mystical creature was capable of creating worldwide joy and cheer. It will be chasing those who are on the Wanted List exclusively, but it will not stop at just them. Your character will be accosted and hugged whether they like it or not.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


prosecutory: (♘ I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing)

[personal profile] prosecutory 2014-11-13 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
It usually does. [Never mind that in the last world, all he got was that EVERYTHING IS REAL AND NOTHING IS FAKE RAAAAH.] I see no reason for it to fail now.
prosecutory: (♙ somebody shake me)

[personal profile] prosecutory 2014-11-13 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
["Mostly", huh? So perhaps he was between Edgeworth's time and this time?]

...Bears?
lovemguns: (pic#7175429)

[personal profile] lovemguns 2014-11-13 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He slaps the other guy in the back, and laughs. ]

Good for you!
meriter: (no way it's ACTUALLY)

[personal profile] meriter 2014-11-13 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Nerves of steel, probably. Anyways, while they're slicing and dicing away at the nature of jamjar worlds: ] Mind elaborating?
foodcritic: (pic#8361868)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-13 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[the flower growing out of her eye would probably seem weirder to elle if she didn't know beings like chronos and celcius who are just as strange looking in their ways. that's not even the weird part to her.]

...Does that mean you're giving up before you even try?
smokingspirit: (09_arent you all being a lil too strict?)

[personal profile] smokingspirit 2014-11-13 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone needs to have that too.
unathletic: (the way you used to be)

[personal profile] unathletic 2014-11-13 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Is this what kids nowadays watch on TV.. go watch better shows once you're older, Elle. Like Naruto or something.

He shakes his head a little bit though after listening to her rambling on. ]


I don't think I'm going to fit that description. [ And not just because of the "evil" part.. Just saying.. ] But I also don't have plans for the seafood industry.

[ Instead he'll just keep providing the entire ramen industry with cash thanks to his and Nam Soon's habits. ]
foodcritic: (pic#8438543)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-13 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I think he'll be okay. You gotta be careful too, okay? [with that, she'll start to run off back in the direction of the apartment building she came from, but not before stopping and turning around to wave at yang one last time.

she's a little bratty and a bit of a tsun, but she's a good kid at her core.]
foodcritic: (pic#8361868)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-13 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't it bad to be infamous, though?

[she's pretty sure, at least. she's heard the word a couple of times, thanks to some situations before she got here.]
foodcritic: (pic#8363001)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-13 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow... really?

[she's shocked... and impressed. that's so cool! not that she's ever seen those comics or anything, but she at least gets that it's not the same as where she's from.] So, do you like... fight evil bad guys and stuff? Like... pow pow!

[sunscreen rangers sound effects are totally valid here.]
flaredo: (My eyes are up here)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-13 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
So basically yes! I'm kind of disappointed I missed it.
foodcritic: (pic#8363016)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-14 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[wow excuse you, golem-boy. sunscreen rangers is an elympion classic! at least she likes things that aren't named after something you use to top off ramen. but whatever!]

That's good. Because if you're really just a normal human like you say, you probably wouldn't be much of a match for the Sunscreen Rangers anyway. [never mind the fact that ludger is probably stronger than all of them too and he's actually... you know, real and not just a tv show.]
unpresidential: (pic#8080062)

[personal profile] unpresidential 2014-11-14 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Gorg0n....

[for a moment, his brow furrows and his lips purse.]

Not much. I may have had a message that had that name, but I didn't open it. Looked like a virus or something.
unluckless: (shpwreck free)

[personal profile] unluckless 2014-11-14 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
That's right. Robot bears.

[That explains it a lot better, right? It totally does.] Or well, one particular bear really. Monokuma. He caused quite a bit of trouble.
lovemguns: ((⌒▽⌒)ノ_彡☆)

[personal profile] lovemguns 2014-11-14 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It's possible t'be arrested just for actin' a li'l shady?
lovemguns: (〃∇〃))

[personal profile] lovemguns 2014-11-14 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not out'a the loop yet, then.

[ He gives the robot another look. The people who set it up should have predicted people's negative reaction to it. And what should he say, US of A? Apparently, some Yanks (and this guy looked like a Japanese person) were quite aggressive towards Americans from his experience. So, with the most recent location he was at in his own world, then... ]

From Bolivia. [ It's not a complete lie. But he didn't really tell people he was from Utah in the first place. They might figure out his identity then. ]
smokingspirit: (07_sorry for being rebellious)

[personal profile] smokingspirit 2014-11-14 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I was?

[ How interesting. ]
smokingspirit: (02_the things we want to do)

[personal profile] smokingspirit 2014-11-14 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ No, it really didn't have to mean that. And it wasn't Hokuto's afterlife, either. ]

Maybe a lot of people are wearing the proper contact lenses to see us, or got a rise in spiritual energy.

[ He doesn't feel that much of an unusual level in spiritual energy, though. Not in quantity, or in quality. It should be more obvious if that was the case. ]

Times change quickly, anyway. Who says it has to be impossible or even difficult to download people. You never watch shows like that?

[ Then he shrugs because really, he didn't have a proper answer to that question. ] It's impossible to see everything there is to anything.
creepface: (もう皆に近づかないで)

[personal profile] creepface 2014-11-15 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ He gives an insecure nod, backing off a few steps to get more distance between them. ]

I- If you're not. Mean I help if you get, hurt.

[ He's still a nurse after all. But then he turns an run. If the man has the serevice he'd be able to contact him. ]
tuberculosis: (pic#)

[personal profile] tuberculosis 2014-11-15 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds easy enough to me. It really wouldn't the first time I've done this.

[it comes with being a shinsengumi captain, after all. hell, it's almost not even that different than doing it with saitou, if only because they carry themselves so similarly. fortunately, souji himself is an expert and a professional; he can adjust his style as needed to accommodate who he's working with.

not that he always does, but there's probably not point in messing around right now. at a time like this, it'd take away the fun.]
deontology: (VIII.)

[personal profile] deontology 2014-11-15 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Monsters. That catches his attention, a flicker of something on his face at that word.]

...Like what?

[What sort of monsters are we talking here.]
deontology: (XVII.)

[personal profile] deontology 2014-11-15 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, so this guy really is just here to be trouble.

And Sousei really, really hates wasting his time.

So he's just going to start walking off again. THAT ISN'T EVEN WORTH RESPONDING TO.]
deontology: (Default)

[personal profile] deontology 2014-11-15 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Huh. It's pretty obvious this guy is terrified of him, and yet he's still making these offers...?

That's kind of him.

But that's all he really has the time to think of before he's off again to go murder some bots and save some people. How violent.]
deontology: (XXVII.)

[personal profile] deontology 2014-11-15 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Well. Souji is a captain of the Shinsengumi. While Sousei's tone is rather even as always, he'll at least admit that much.]

...It wouldn't be, as a captain of the Shinsengumi, no.

[He knows. And he knows Souji is ridiculously skilled, so that's good too--it's just his own struggle with depending on people he doesn't much know that's at work here. Which...is going to stay internal, because he's hardly going to deny Souji's assistance.

...He supposes elaborating couldn't hurt.]


It has only been a few years. Your exploits are well known.
creepface: (オレっち)

[personal profile] creepface 2014-11-15 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, Rasu isn't going to stop him.

It's probably a better idea to find the quickest way home. ]